Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Get a Room!





Ahhhhhhhh, the great outdoors.

Fun, isn’t it? Until you realize someone may be watching. (NSFW) (scroll down for pics)

So come on … tell us where you’ve humped your honey in public.



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30 comments:

  1. Divian2:02 AM, October 03, 2006

    I soooo want me and Jack to experience this...but he is too afraid.


    Pussy.

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  2. Anonymous2:38 AM, October 03, 2006

    awaiting - go to bed, you drunk cunt. go play with jack. or better yet, call two of the men you tried to pawn off on me. either one would be more than willing to participate in a little public slap and tickle with you.

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  3. The Mistress2:42 AM, October 03, 2006

    Everyone except Awaiting and Pink: We have now heard from the State of Mississippi. Would Great Britain care to weigh in on this matter next?

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  4. Tazzy3:56 AM, October 03, 2006

    I am naughty i put my hand up, once had nooky on xmas eve after a party with rather a gorgeous sexy young man many years ago (blushes)
    he walked me home and we stopped on the way for a kiss behind some garages well one thing led to another and we did the deed haa haa gawd was i embaressed on xmas morning when i woke up and realised what i had done oh well we cant all be angels !!

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  5. The Mistress10:13 AM, October 03, 2006

    Midget Arse: You're Santa's Little Helper.

    Geo: Indoor or outdoor parking lot?

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  6. The Mistress10:40 AM, October 03, 2006

    Maidink: Don't act coy. We know that was you in the parking lot.

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  7. FirstNations12:23 PM, October 03, 2006

    1 public beach, deserted
    2 on car, side of road, deserted
    3 party, not deserted, against a wall, standing up
    4. tree
    5. closet painted red, white and blue
    6. in car parked in
    a. cemetary
    b. driveway
    c. empty field
    d. logging road
    e. " " turnaround
    7. picnic area of public library
    8. stairwell
    9. moving car, I-5
    10. " ", Portland metropolitan area....

    this is getting slutty, huh.

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  8. The Mistress1:27 PM, October 03, 2006

    FN: Let's start breaking this down, shall we? Starting with the tree.Up the tree? Or against the tree? Or inside a hollow tree? Did you get bark burns? Was there a danger from (ahem) falling nuts?

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  9. Anonymous2:27 PM, October 03, 2006

    fn - you did in a car in a CEMETARY?

    mj - where have you humped your honey in public?

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  10. S.I.D.2:32 PM, October 03, 2006

    Ahem!

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  11. Anonymous2:42 PM, October 03, 2006

    I tried outdoors but it was on the deeper part of the forest.

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  12. FirstNations2:58 PM, October 03, 2006

    mj: him in the tree on a bouncy branch.
    pink: oh yes. AND honked the horn with my ass.

    my youth may have misspent, ladies and gentlemen, but it was certainly not WASTED.

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  13. Billy2:59 PM, October 03, 2006

    I wish I could equal First Nations. I think my nickname should be Mattress Boy.

    Bah.

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  14. FirstNations3:03 PM, October 03, 2006

    billy: COUCH boy, i thought.
    mj: yeah, what about you, ya doidy goil?
    we want all the details. the city dump? on top of a coffin at the funeral parlor?
    (points if the coffing was occupied)
    (gold star points if it was you occupying it)

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  15. Frobisher6:49 PM, October 03, 2006

    A railway tunnel

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  16. Frobisher6:51 PM, October 03, 2006

    And I went through a phaze of shagging in multi-storey car parks once

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  17. FirstNations7:53 PM, October 03, 2006

    wow...just like holly hunter in 'Crash'!
    come on, mj.......

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  18. pissoff9:28 PM, October 03, 2006

    Yes... I may have honked a horn or two in my day.

    Let's see... where would I begin.

    On a snowmobile.

    On a peddle boat....

    I'll stop there because I don't need to tell the whole world my little sins.

    Ohhhh, and there was this one time at a gas station against a fuel pump but I won't get into that.

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  19. The Mistress9:52 PM, October 03, 2006

    SID: “In 1834 it was used as kennels.” Is that where you keep your bitches, SID?

    Charles: I hope you left a trail of breadcrumbs.

    FN: You honked the horn with your arse? Award this woman the prize for the talent portion of our show!

    Billy: Are you a master of “mattress dancing?”

    Frobi: A railway tunnel? Was a train entering it? Calling Dr. Freud!

    Pissoff: You win the contest for “Most Patriotically Canadian Shag” with your snowmobile story. You could only have topped it with a canoe… as the late Pierre Berton said, “a true Canadian is one who can make love in a canoe without tipping.”

    And speaking of Canadian public shagging, surely we, as Canadians, have all spent a Saturday night at the Sudbury Slag Dump!

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  20. Anonymous10:27 PM, October 03, 2006

    anyone notice how she conveniently refused to answer the question we asked her?

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  21. The Mistress1:30 AM, October 04, 2006

    Pink: Okay I’ll throw you a bone. Cities of the Dead

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  22. Tickersoid3:05 AM, October 04, 2006

    Most memorable was at midnight, on someones front garden path in 4" of snow.

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  23. The Mistress10:13 AM, October 04, 2006

    Tickers: You made love in the snow? I hereby dub thee an honourary Canadian!

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  24. Tickersoid12:30 PM, October 04, 2006

    Why thank you Mame.

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  25. Romeo Morningwood4:57 PM, October 04, 2006

    I see a strong correlation between being completely hammered and engaging in copulation whilst out-of-doors.

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  26. The Mistress5:05 PM, October 04, 2006

    Hardhouse: That's right. Blame it on the drink.

    HE: See note to Hardhouse. Oh, and HE? Where's YOUR story? I bet you've done it at the Sudbury Slag Heap. Come on... we all have.

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  27. Prunella Jones8:03 PM, October 04, 2006

    Do the pornos I've done count?

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  28. The Mistress9:28 PM, October 04, 2006

    Pru: Bonus points.

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  29. Steve & Carly10:38 AM, October 05, 2006

    1.On the side of a large steep hill at Ham Hill country park in Somerset, with sheep watching. Yes, just watching!!
    2.Back garden
    3.Front garden
    4.In a white Lada Riva at Yeovil Pen Mill train station car park.
    5.In same white Lada Riva in car park at Ham Hill, no sheep this time
    Will have to confer with Carly for any further outdoorsy shags.
    MJ - is that you in the pic? Dirty cunt!

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  30. The Mistress10:57 AM, October 05, 2006

    Steve: Me thinks the Wanker doth protest too much regarding the sheep "just watching."

    How could you get aroused in a Lada?

    That's not me in the pic. I wouldn't wear that trashy lingerie combo.

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