tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post115985380186358350..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Get a Room!The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1160060252247238102006-10-05T10:57:00.000-04:002006-10-05T10:57:00.000-04:00Steve: Me thinks the Wanker doth protest too much ...Steve: Me thinks the Wanker doth protest too much regarding the sheep "just watching."<BR/><BR/>How could you get aroused in a Lada? <BR/><BR/>That's not me in the pic. I wouldn't wear that trashy lingerie combo.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1160059113181407452006-10-05T10:38:00.000-04:002006-10-05T10:38:00.000-04:001.On the side of a large steep hill at Ham Hill co...1.On the side of a large steep hill at Ham Hill country park in Somerset, with sheep watching. Yes, just watching!!<BR/>2.Back garden <BR/>3.Front garden<BR/>4.In a white Lada Riva at Yeovil Pen Mill train station car park.<BR/>5.In same white Lada Riva in car park at Ham Hill, no sheep this time<BR/>Will have to confer with Carly for any further outdoorsy shags.<BR/>MJ - is that you in the pic? Dirty cunt!Steve & Carlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12736954794400859940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1160011714398869732006-10-04T21:28:00.000-04:002006-10-04T21:28:00.000-04:00Pru: Bonus points.Pru: Bonus points.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1160006592961499422006-10-04T20:03:00.000-04:002006-10-04T20:03:00.000-04:00Do the pornos I've done count?Do the pornos I've done count?Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159995931986063562006-10-04T17:05:00.000-04:002006-10-04T17:05:00.000-04:00Hardhouse: That's right. Blame it on the drink.HE:...Hardhouse: That's right. Blame it on the drink.<BR/><BR/>HE: See note to Hardhouse. Oh, and HE? Where's YOUR story? I bet you've done it at the Sudbury Slag Heap. Come on... we all have.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159995445259941682006-10-04T16:57:00.000-04:002006-10-04T16:57:00.000-04:00I see a strong correlation between being completel...I see a strong correlation between being completely hammered and engaging in copulation whilst out-of-doors.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159979425876790272006-10-04T12:30:00.000-04:002006-10-04T12:30:00.000-04:00Why thank you Mame.Why thank you Mame.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159971226623729312006-10-04T10:13:00.000-04:002006-10-04T10:13:00.000-04:00Tickers: You made love in the snow? I hereby dub t...Tickers: You made love in the snow? I hereby dub thee an honourary Canadian!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159945525344307252006-10-04T03:05:00.000-04:002006-10-04T03:05:00.000-04:00Most memorable was at midnight, on someones front ...Most memorable was at midnight, on someones front garden path in 4" of snow.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159939800740097862006-10-04T01:30:00.000-04:002006-10-04T01:30:00.000-04:00Pink: Okay I’ll throw you a bone. Cities of the D...Pink: Okay I’ll throw you a bone. <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/crescntcem/" REL="nofollow">Cities of the Dead</A>The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159928821870078542006-10-03T22:27:00.000-04:002006-10-03T22:27:00.000-04:00anyone notice how she conveniently refused to answ...anyone notice how she conveniently refused to answer the question we asked her?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159926737829467552006-10-03T21:52:00.000-04:002006-10-03T21:52:00.000-04:00SID: “In 1834 it was used as kennels.” Is that whe...SID: “In 1834 it was used as kennels.” Is that where you keep your bitches, SID?<BR/><BR/>Charles: I hope you left a trail of breadcrumbs.<BR/><BR/>FN: You honked the horn with your arse? Award this woman the prize for the talent portion of our show!<BR/><BR/>Billy: Are you a master of “mattress dancing?”<BR/><BR/>Frobi: A railway tunnel? Was a train entering it? Calling Dr. Freud!<BR/><BR/>Pissoff: You win the contest for “Most Patriotically Canadian Shag” with your snowmobile story. You could only have topped it with a canoe… as the late Pierre Berton said, “a true Canadian is one who can make love in a canoe without tipping.”<BR/><BR/>And speaking of Canadian public shagging, surely we, as Canadians, have all spent a Saturday night at the <A HREF="http://www2.flickr.com/photos/thecaptain_/171747701/" REL="nofollow">Sudbury Slag Dump!</A>The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159925301411632672006-10-03T21:28:00.000-04:002006-10-03T21:28:00.000-04:00Yes... I may have honked a horn or two in my day.L...Yes... I may have honked a horn or two in my day.<BR/><BR/>Let's see... where would I begin.<BR/><BR/>On a snowmobile. <BR/><BR/>On a peddle boat.... <BR/><BR/>I'll stop there because I don't need to tell the whole world my little sins.<BR/><BR/>Ohhhh, and there was this one time at a gas station against a fuel pump but I won't get into that.pissoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02507652867586105271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159919612597103102006-10-03T19:53:00.000-04:002006-10-03T19:53:00.000-04:00wow...just like holly hunter in 'Crash'!come on, m...wow...just like holly hunter in 'Crash'!<BR/>come on, mj.......FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159915872447424372006-10-03T18:51:00.000-04:002006-10-03T18:51:00.000-04:00And I went through a phaze of shagging in multi-st...And I went through a phaze of shagging in multi-storey car parks onceFrobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159915792107047922006-10-03T18:49:00.000-04:002006-10-03T18:49:00.000-04:00A railway tunnelA railway tunnelFrobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159902236535074362006-10-03T15:03:00.000-04:002006-10-03T15:03:00.000-04:00billy: COUCH boy, i thought.mj: yeah, what about ...billy: COUCH boy, i thought.<BR/>mj: yeah, what about you, ya doidy goil?<BR/>we want all the details. the city dump? on top of a coffin at the funeral parlor?<BR/>(points if the coffing was occupied)<BR/>(gold star points if it was you occupying it)FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159901976636261722006-10-03T14:59:00.000-04:002006-10-03T14:59:00.000-04:00I wish I could equal First Nations. I think my nic...I wish I could equal First Nations. I think my nickname should be <I>Mattress Boy</I>.<BR/><BR/>Bah.Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159901918185872092006-10-03T14:58:00.000-04:002006-10-03T14:58:00.000-04:00mj: him in the tree on a bouncy branch.pink: oh ye...mj: him in the tree on a bouncy branch.<BR/>pink: oh yes. AND honked the horn with my ass. <BR/><BR/>my youth may have misspent, ladies and gentlemen, but it was certainly not WASTED.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159900952848784182006-10-03T14:42:00.000-04:002006-10-03T14:42:00.000-04:00I tried outdoors but it was on the deeper part of ...I tried outdoors but it was on the deeper part of the forest.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159900371658236992006-10-03T14:32:00.000-04:002006-10-03T14:32:00.000-04:00Ahem!<A HREF="http://www.newryandmourne.gov.uk/tourism/attractions/historical/narrow_water_keep.asp" REL="nofollow">Ahem!</A>S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159900065021968352006-10-03T14:27:00.000-04:002006-10-03T14:27:00.000-04:00fn - you did in a car in a CEMETARY?mj - where hav...fn - you did in a car in a CEMETARY?<BR/><BR/>mj - where have you humped your honey in public?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159896427539094022006-10-03T13:27:00.000-04:002006-10-03T13:27:00.000-04:00FN: Let's start breaking this down, shall we? Star...FN: Let's start breaking this down, shall we? Starting with the tree.Up the tree? Or against the tree? Or inside a hollow tree? Did you get bark burns? Was there a danger from (ahem) falling nuts?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159892639276829692006-10-03T12:23:00.000-04:002006-10-03T12:23:00.000-04:001 public beach, deserted2 on car, side of road, de...1 public beach, deserted<BR/>2 on car, side of road, deserted<BR/>3 party, not deserted, against a wall, standing up<BR/>4. tree<BR/>5. closet painted red, white and blue<BR/>6. in car parked in<BR/> a. cemetary<BR/> b. driveway<BR/> c. empty field<BR/> d. logging road<BR/> e. " " turnaround<BR/>7. picnic area of public library<BR/>8. stairwell<BR/>9. moving car, I-5<BR/>10. " ", Portland metropolitan area....<BR/><BR/>this is getting slutty, huh.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1159886410278134212006-10-03T10:40:00.000-04:002006-10-03T10:40:00.000-04:00Maidink: Don't act coy. We know that was you in th...Maidink: Don't act coy. We know that was you in the parking lot.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com