The Big Freakin' Reveal

The big reveal for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts will be taking place soon...

The Mistress has a wave of house guests from now until the end of the month and will be too busy to participate in the joy of discovering the name of the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. 

In my absence, visit Rimpy Rimpington who is hosting the contest. 

Rimpy says, "I hope to have the announcement of a winner posted by Sunday (Aug. 19) evening."

Ciao for now, Bitches. And good luck!

Time Is Running Out!

You want to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?

Time is running out! 

The deadline is 11:59:59 PM PDT on Wednesday, August 15, 2018.

Go here to enter.

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts - Rule to Remember

If you win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (enter here), do NOT make alterations to them.

 

Put On Your Big Boy Shorts

It's time to retire your old green shorts...


And wear The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Rimpy Rimington is hosting a new competition. Submit your caption here to win.

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition RIDES AGAIN!!!

You've waited over FIVE LONG YEARS for the return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition but it seems that our last winner, Princess must still be doing alterations to them...

Enter RIMPY RIMPINGTON to revive the contest with his Return of the Revenge of the Son of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Click here to read all about it and see Rimpy himself in the new STAIN-FREE SHORTS!

Bravo, Rimpy!

The NEW and Improved Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

"I've dedicated my life to winning the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts," says Infomaniac Bitch, Rimpy Rimpington.

The last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition was won by Princess of Australia in May, 2013. There hasn't been a contest since then and the Shorts have not travelled in more than FIVE YEARS.

Despite Rimpy's continued efforts to contact Princess to get the competition ball rolling, there has been no word as to when Prinny might rise to the occasion. 

So Rimpy took matters into his own hands. He contacted Andrea Knapp, the creator of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and explained the situation. Andrea sent Rimpy a brand new pair of Shorts!

And so Rimpy is happy at last, having achieved his life's goal to acquire the Shorts. 

No stains!

Rimpy plans to hold The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition as soon as possible so stay tuned, Bitches, and visit his blog, here.

Fruit Juice

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This Blog Needs Fumigating

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Pool Party!

Jump in, Bitches!

Happy 4th of Jul ...

The Heat is On

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It's Canada Day AND Norma's birthday, Bitches!

The Mistress is not going anywhere. 

Temperatures for the next few days hover around 46°Celsius. That's over 114°Fahrenheit. 

I'm keeping my undies in the icebox.  

It's About Time

What do you Bitches use to tell the time?  

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A wristwatch? A Smartphone? A sundial?

What's Cookin, Bitches?

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Heat Wave

So spring finally sprung but now we're havin' a heat wave!

 

Spring Has Finally Sprung

At last...

Start snapping photos in anticipation of the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event, to be held in the fall.

Spring Forward

The Mistress has not yet witnessed the arse end of winter.



It continues to snow.

The weekend saw a freezing rain storm lasting 48 hours with a major power outage.

A few days before that, the temperature was -18°Celsius (-0.4°Fahrenheit).

The nation is gripped in existential despair...



And The Mistress is cranky.

Has The Mistress Returned?

Hot DOG!

On March 23rd, Infomaniac turns 12.


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Isn't that about the time one experiences puberty?

In any case, help yourself to as many weenies as you can handle, Bitches.

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

Please join me in wishing Mr. DeVice a GAY and happy birthday!

Please Continue Holding

The Mistress is experiencing a time management problem.