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How do you Bitches remove stubborn stains?
Friday, December 08, 2017
Thursday, December 07, 2017
Ba-Dum-TUSH
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Rolling Stone released a 100 Greatest Drummers of All Time list but we here at Infomaniac would like to know...
Do you Bitches have a favourite drummer?
Do you play the drums or have you ever taken a lesson?
Have you ever slept with a drummer?...
Wednesday, December 06, 2017
Tuesday, December 05, 2017
Eye Wash Station
For the benefit of our more sensitive readers, an eye wash station is being installed, here on Infomaniac...
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Comments have poured in over the years from distressed readers such as Mr. Peenee who said, "I don't understand why that harridan continues to exhort us to "Click to enlarge..." when there is already more information on hand than we need. All I want is to bleach my eyes."
We here at Infomaniac wish to point out that bleach is hazardous. Therefore we have installed an eye wash station for your health and safety.
-- The Management
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Comments have poured in over the years from distressed readers such as Mr. Peenee who said, "I don't understand why that harridan continues to exhort us to "Click to enlarge..." when there is already more information on hand than we need. All I want is to bleach my eyes."
We here at Infomaniac wish to point out that bleach is hazardous. Therefore we have installed an eye wash station for your health and safety.
-- The Management
Monday, December 04, 2017
The Dating Game
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service invites you to participate in a televised dating game. Here are this week's contestants...
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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.
Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.
Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.
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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.
Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.
Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.
Sunday, December 03, 2017
Exclusive Suite Sale
Step right up, Bitches! Hurry down to our sales office!...
Be the first in line to book your suite in the new wing of the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home!
Exclusive deal open only to Infomaniac Bitches, regardless of their sexual orientation. LGBTQIA! YAY!
Purchase your suite today and collect points on future purchases with the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
You don't have to be retired to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime offer. Plan ahead!
Tell us which suite you want and what you're looking for in amenities.
Act now, while units last!
Be the first in line to book your suite in the new wing of the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home!
Exclusive deal open only to Infomaniac Bitches, regardless of their sexual orientation. LGBTQIA! YAY!
Purchase your suite today and collect points on future purchases with the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
You don't have to be retired to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime offer. Plan ahead!
Tell us which suite you want and what you're looking for in amenities.
Act now, while units last!
Saturday, December 02, 2017
Friday, December 01, 2017
Filthy Friday - Nutrition Edition
Peel that banana and what do you see?...
PHLOEM BUNDLES!...
See those stringy bits? Technically, they're called "phloem bundles" (pronounced "FLO-em") and they distribute nutrients up and down the banana as it grows. They're a rich source of potassium, fibre, vitamin A, and vitamin B6.
We here at Infomaniac want to know ... do you Bitches eat the phloem bundles?
PHLOEM BUNDLES!...
See those stringy bits? Technically, they're called "phloem bundles" (pronounced "FLO-em") and they distribute nutrients up and down the banana as it grows. They're a rich source of potassium, fibre, vitamin A, and vitamin B6.
We here at Infomaniac want to know ... do you Bitches eat the phloem bundles?
Thursday, November 30, 2017
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
Monday, November 27, 2017
Friday, November 24, 2017
Virgil, Quick, Come See, There Goes Robert E. Lee
Click here to read an excellent post by Mr. Peenee regarding the removal of Confederate monuments of the Civil War.
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Note #1: My idea for posting this image came from a comment by Normadesmond on Peenee's post.
Note #2: This blog post title contains lyrics from "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," a song written by Robbie Robertson and released on the 1969 album, The Band.
Note #3: We are installing this statue of Divine in the Infomaniac Sculpture Garden.
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Note #1: My idea for posting this image came from a comment by Normadesmond on Peenee's post.
Note #2: This blog post title contains lyrics from "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," a song written by Robbie Robertson and released on the 1969 album, The Band.
Note #3: We are installing this statue of Divine in the Infomaniac Sculpture Garden.
Thursday, November 23, 2017
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Wenis Wednesday - The Happy Organ
Seeing this...
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.. reminded me of a cheery little instrumental made famous by Dave "Baby" Cortez in 1959.
Bitches, turn up the volume for "The Happy Organ"...
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.. reminded me of a cheery little instrumental made famous by Dave "Baby" Cortez in 1959.
Bitches, turn up the volume for "The Happy Organ"...
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Monday, November 20, 2017
Book Report
Remember the The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge?
No, we're not doing a 2018 Book Challenge just as we didn't do a 2017 Book Challenge.
But we here at Infomaniac would like to know if you read any interesting books this year. And what are you currently reading?
At the moment, The Mistress is reading this...
... which is a coincidence because Charles Manson has finally gone to hell.
No, we're not doing a 2018 Book Challenge just as we didn't do a 2017 Book Challenge.
But we here at Infomaniac would like to know if you read any interesting books this year. And what are you currently reading?
At the moment, The Mistress is reading this...
... which is a coincidence because Charles Manson has finally gone to hell.
Sunday, November 19, 2017
Sleep - It's Wonderful!
Saturday, November 18, 2017
November is Wake to Music Month
Since November is Wake to Music Month...
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We here at Infomaniac want to know...
Do you Bitches wake up to music?
If not, how do you wake up? An alarm clock of another sort? An app? Someone vigorously shaking you? You awake naturally? The crow of the cock?
Looks like the merriment extends through December too...
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Photo source: LIFE (magazine) 26 Nov 1956.
NOTE: Infomaniac Bitch, Eroswings has published an interesting piece on classical music over at Eros Den. He's started a new series called "The Sound of Music" and it's worth checking out.
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We here at Infomaniac want to know...
Do you Bitches wake up to music?
If not, how do you wake up? An alarm clock of another sort? An app? Someone vigorously shaking you? You awake naturally? The crow of the cock?
Looks like the merriment extends through December too...
(click to enlarge)
Photo source: LIFE (magazine) 26 Nov 1956.
NOTE: Infomaniac Bitch, Eroswings has published an interesting piece on classical music over at Eros Den. He's started a new series called "The Sound of Music" and it's worth checking out.
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