Wednesday, March 08, 2017

International Women's Day



Tell us about a woman who influenced you in a positive way; be it a family member, friend or public figure.

Monday, March 06, 2017

How Will History Remember Your Lifetime?

Here's a little something to entertain and enlighten you.



The Atlantic magazine lets you explore your life in history.

Using their Time Lifeline, you enter the day, month and year of your birth.

Supposing you were born on January 1st, 1960. You've never lived in a world without Barbie dolls. At 9 years old, you were alive to behold people walking on the moon. Your life can be divided into two halves: before and after Shark Week. By the time you turn 70, humanity's water requirements will exceed its supplies by 40 percent.

Or suppose you were born just five years later on January 1st, 1965. You've never lived in a world without G.I. Joe action figures.  This is what Hollywood thought teenagers looked like the year you became one...

(Grease was released in 1978.) Your life can be divided into two halves: before and after websites. By the time you turn 60, the World Bank predicts that the U.S. dollar will lose its global dominance.

What's your life in history? Click here to find out.

Sunday, March 05, 2017

Public Service Announcement #34

Wash your hands after using the toilet...


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Saturday, March 04, 2017

Public Service Announcement #33

Do you lick your fingers to flip the pages of books, magazines or newspapers?...


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Stop it. Stop it, right NOW.

We do not want your germs.

Unless it's your own personal property and you don't plan on lending it to someone else, do NOT lick your fingers to turn the pages.

Same goes when you're at the office and handing out pages of a report to your colleagues. No finger licking to separate one page from another.

You work in retail and you're counting money into the customer's hand? No finger licking to separate the bills.

If you really need to get a grip, there are products on the market such as rubber finger tips...



Or finger cots...



The Mistress has spoken.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Friday, March 03, 2017

Razzle Dazzle 'Em

Raise your glasses, Bitches...



We're celebrating Jon's 10th anniversary of blogging.

Long live the Queen!

Monday, February 27, 2017

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Floafers

A new shoe has been launched on Kickstarter and The Mistress is not amused...



According to this press release, Floafers combine the good elements of Crocs (comfort, waterproof EVA foam) with classic loafer style, making them shoes that men and women can wear proudly for travel, beach, boating, everything outdoors - and for comfort on the job - at hospitals, restaurants, retail, etc.

The Mistress has no further comment.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

The Jockstrap Cup

A jockstrap is fine for supporting your "vital zone." But if you've ever received a slap shot to your "swimsuit area," you'll know that what's really needed is protection.



Enter a Canadian: Jack Cartledge.

Jack (who was a jock) filed a patent in 1927 for the hard-cup jockstrap while working at his father’s company, Guelph Elastic Hosiery. The cup was marketed under the name "Protex."

If you visit the Guelph Museum, you'll find a full-size Protex jockstrap and cup. (Your 2017 travel destination, Guelph, Ontario: Jockstrap Capital of the World.")


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The Guelph Museum also houses a pair of miniature novelty jockstraps. These tiny jockstraps were stretched around highball glasses. The Mistress remembers similar mini novelty jockstraps from her family's cocktail parties, back in the day. "Hilarious!," thought a young Mistress....


So the next time you receive a blow and you walk away relatively unscathed, thank Canadian ingenuity.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Weekly Workout

Join us at the Infomaniac Gymansium!...







Thursday, February 16, 2017

Bookshelves and Bookcases

Show us your bookshelves, Bitches.



It all started when Mr. DeVice asked "As I've shown you mine, will you show us yours?"

The Mistress has not yet taken up the challenge. Nonetheless, for your viewing pleasure, we have provided links to those Bitches who have answered the call.

Mr. DeVice's bookshelves here.
(A sci-fi/fantasy fan's wet dream)

LX's bookshelves here.
(doubles as a room divider)

Mitzi's bookshelves here.
(includes lube)

Dinahmow's bookshelves here.
(complete with autobiography of G. Gordon Liddy)

Did I miss anyone? Oh yes, Norma's bookshelves, below..


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If I've forgotten anyone, please let me know. And if you decide to display your bookshelves for our critical judgement, er, approval, be sure to tell us.

UPDATE: Muscato's bookshelves here.
(royal biographies and bibelots galore)

Mago's bookshelves here.
(More books than your local library!)

Miss Scarlet's bookshelves here.
(Mavis Cheek and MORE Mavis Cheek!)

Mr. Peenee's obscure bookcases of delight here.
(Stacks and stacks!)

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - Necktie Edition



Do any of you Bitches own a novelty necktie?

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Trump vs Trudeau

Ahhhh.... the good old days...



*wipes away wistful teardrop*

On Monday, February 13th, Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau will go tête-à-tête with Donald Drumpf as they meet for the first time in Washington, DC.

The Mistress wonders ... what would happen if Justin and The Donald went "mano a mano" instead of tête-à-tête?

And I'm not talking about the kind of mano a mano Drumpf had with British Prime Minister, Theresa May.

Nor am I talking about the bizarre, 19-seconds-long handshake he inflicted on Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe.

No. We're talking about a smackdown, Bitches.  

Trump vs Trudeau. 

Who would win in a fight?



Wednesday, February 08, 2017

And We're Back

Remind me never to travel with Miss Normadesmond, ever again...

Saturday, January 28, 2017

The Year of the Cock

Today marks the beginning of the Chinese Lunar New Year and according to the Chinese calendar, we are entering the Year of the Rooster (or "cock" as it's also known.)


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What will you Bitches be doing to celebrate the Year of the Cock?

Friday, January 27, 2017

National Chocolate Cake Day

Friday, January 27th is National Chocolate Cake Day.



Enjoy a piece, Bitches.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Shower Time?



This man hasn't showered in 12 years, and he doesn't smell...



Dan Whitlock, a chemical engineer believes that humans don’t need to shower to be healthy, and that a daily soap scrub may actually remove a beneficial type of bacteria that keeps the bacteria that contribute to body odour in check.

He sprays himself with an odourless fluid he invented, called 'Mother Dirt AO+ Mist’ containing bacteria that are intended to eat the ammonia in our sweat.



How often do you shower, Bitches?

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Winter Workout Rut?

Join the Infomaniac Gymnasium!...

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Queef to The Chief

Canadians took to the streets by the thousands on Saturday to lend their support to the massive Women's March on Washington...


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We queef in Drumpf's general direction.