Wednesday, September 28, 2016

A Malady, Milady?

The Mistress is suffering from an unfortunate malady.



But every cloud has a silver lining, so the saying goes, and The Mistress is able to prop herself up to read, which makes her happy.

Occasionally, she can fire up the computing machine too so there is hope for a recovery.

NOTE: A reminder to submit your garden pics by September 30th for the Sixth Annual Infomaniac Garden Event, coming sometime in October, if the Mistress does not expire before then.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Submit Your Garden Pics

If you took photos of your garden this year in anticipation of THE SIXTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT, you may submit them now.


Bette Midler by Annie Leibovitz
[thanks to Jon for the photo]

Submit a photo or photos of your garden. If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

Remember to include a brief blurb about your photo(s).

Please have your pics emailed to me by the end of September and I'll post them as soon as I can, sometime in October.

Photos of previous annual Garden Photos Events may be viewed here.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Saturday, September 10, 2016

My Weekend

How I picture the remainder of my weekend...


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And I'm happy about it.

What are you Bitches doing?

Thursday, September 08, 2016

How Big is YOURS?

It has been said that The Mistress has a big one.



A big telly, that is...



It's a 42 inch screen.

How big is YOURS?

Use this guide on how to measure your TV screen, if you don't already know.

Sunday, September 04, 2016

The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge: Your July-August Choices

It's time for you Bitches to have your say.


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Tell us what you've been reading during the months of July and August for The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge.

Thursday, September 01, 2016

The Mistress's Reading List: July-August

The Mistress read 10 books during the months of July and August.


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On SUNDAY, you Bitches will have your turn to tell us what you've been reading during the months of JULY & AUGUST for The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge.

TODAY, we look at the Mistress's list of books for July and August.

NON-FICTION

The Idiot Brain: A Neuroscientist Explains What Your Head Is Really Up To by Dean Burnett (published 2016)...



“British neuroscientist Burnett...packs an incredible amount of information into an accessible package with this breezy, charming collection of pop neuroscience musings on 'how the human brain does its own thing despite everything the modern world can throw at it.'” — Publishers Weekly

But What if We’re Wrong?: Thinking About the Present As If It Were the Past by Chuck Klosterman (published 2016)...



"But What If We’re Wrong? visualizes the contemporary world as it will appear to those who'll perceive it as the distant past. Chuck Klosterman asks questions that are profound in their simplicity: How certain are we about our understanding of gravity? How certain are we about our understanding of time? What will be the defining memory of rock music, five hundred years from today? How seriously should we view the content of our dreams? How seriously should we view the content of television? Are all sports destined for extinction? Is it possible that the greatest artist of our era is currently unknown (or—weirder still—widely known, but entirely disrespected)? Is it possible that we “overrate” democracy? And perhaps most disturbing, is it possible that we’ve reached the end of knowledge?"

The View from the Cheap Seats by Neil Gaiman (published 2016)...



A collection of Neil Gaiman's nonfiction essays on a myriad of topics.


The Voyeur’s Motel by Gay Talese (published 2016)...



The bizarre account of a Colorado motel owner who rigs up the attic into a "viewing platform" to watch his guests having sex, without their knowledge.

And from the same author...


Thy Neighbor’s Wife by Gay Talese (published 1981)...



An exploration of sexuality in America from post World War II through the 1970s.


Light My Fire: My Life with the Doors by Ray Manzarek (published 1998)...



Co-founder and keyboard player of The Doors, Ray Manzarek chronicles his friendship and collaboration with Jim Morrison and brings us an insider's perspective on life with the band.


I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This: And Other Things That Strike Me as Funny by Bob Newhart (published 2006)...



Iconic comedian Bob Newhart's observations of his life and career. The Mistress picked this up at a yard sale. Twenty-five cents well spent.


My Secret Mother by Phyllis Whitsell (published 2016)...



Nurse Phyllis Whitsell tracks down her birth mother who, despite what she's been told by her adoptive parents, is still very much alive. Phyllis spends nine years caring for her birth mother, without revealing her true identity to her.

FICTION

Hitman Anders and the Meaning of it All by Jonas Jonasson, translated by Rachel Willson-Broyles (published 2016)...



A madcap Swedish crime romp from the author of The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared.


Lily and the Octopus by Steven Rowley (published 2016)...



Heartbreaking and heartwarming. A dachshund named Lily has a lethal brain tumor (The Octopus) on her head. Her human companion, Ted must learn to live with it. You don't have to be a dog lover to appreciate this book but if you are, I suggest you read it. Grab a box of tissues (oh yes, you will weep) and delve in.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Books and Booze

The Mistress will try to pull herself together in the days to come to discuss the books of July/August in The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge.



In the meantime, help yourself to a book and booze pairing. Bram Stoker's Dracula and a Bloody Mary, for example? It's a book you can really sink your teeth into.

Any other book/booze pairing suggestions?

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Open Mic Week

It's open mic week, here at Infomaniac.


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For the rest of the week, you Bitches may feel free to jump in with your rants and/or raves on any topic.

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Product Placement

You've all seen product placement in movies and on TV. Here, for example, we see cans of Coca-Cola in the television series Mad Men...


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The Mistress was too distracted by the dapper Don Draper to have noticed it, at first.

But did you know that we here at Infomaniac use product placement too? Check out these examples:

Coca-Cola...


Red Dog beer...

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Bud Light beer...

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Nescafé coffee...


7-Up ...

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

HouseBoy Uniforms

We here at Infomaniac are pleased to present the Fall/Winter 2016 houseboy uniform collection...








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Monday, August 15, 2016

Sears Pimpwear






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Brought to you by the Sears Fall-Winter Catalog, 1974.

Can you dig it?

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Cake for Miss Scarlet

Rather than wallowing in self-pity, I've decided to respond belatedly to Herr Mago's meme, CAKE FOR SCARLET...


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Help yourselves to a slice, Bitches.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Before It's Too Late

Have you been out of touch with friends and relatives because you're too busy or life just got in the way? Contact them NOW before it's too late.



The Mistress lost two old friends recently; both middle-aged people who still had a lot to live and a lot to give. Unfortunately, I hadn't been in touch with either of them for over a year because I was too caught up in work and other activities. And basically, I was just too tired at the end of the day to do all the things I wanted to do.

One of my friends took his own life after a losing battle with depression. So if you have a loved one who suffers from depression, please strongly encourage them to get the help they need by contacting a doctor or mental health counselor.

I'm very busy during the next two weeks with work and house guests. But I'm also making an effort to contact old friends with whom I've lost touch. I encourage you Bitches to do the same. Before it's too late.

Note: A more upbeat post to come as soon as possible.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

The Infomaniac Yoga Centre

Welcome to the Infomaniac Yoga Centre.


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Strike a pose, Bitches!

Sunday, July 10, 2016

The Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic - Now Hiring

Some of our employees are not giving it their all...


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If you're willing to work your socks off, apply now for a position at the Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic.

Goin' to the Chapel

Recently, during LX's two-week river cruise from Amsterdam to Budapest, he and Herr Mago stopped in Würzburg to light candles in Unsere Liebe Frau von der Streifen Unterhosen Chapel also known as Our Lady of the Stripey Pantyhose...



Won't you join us in prayer?

Friday, July 08, 2016

Weekend Wear


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What do you wear on the weekends, Bitches?

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Beach Books

While you're enjoying the BOYS OF SUMMER...



... try to enjoy the BOOKS OF SUMMER too.


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Join us again around the first week of September to discuss the books you've read in July and August.