Quiet, Please

The author of this blog is at work on a project and requires intense concentration for the next two weeks.



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Source: "Science and Invention Magazine" July, 1925

Back in time for Valentine's Day, if you're lucky.

Dinner Time

By now, the breakfast dishes are washed and we're moving along to dinner time. But I have a problem...

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I shall try to pop 'round to visit you Bitches once I find my corkscrew.

Now Serving Breakfast

Breakfast is now being served at the Infomaniac Diner.

Happy Days

Following yesterday's spirited discussion regarding 1984 and 1985 by Ms. Scarlet and British Jon, we thought it timely to ask you...



What year would you like to return to?

Reboot the New Year

The world doesn't seem to be off to a good start this year.



May I suggest that we reboot and start over again?

You May Ask Yourself

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Winter Weather

Summon a houseboy to keep me warm... pronto.


At your service, Mistress...

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How are YOU Bitches keeping warm?

Banned in 2015

Whom shall I ban in 2015?



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Happy New Year, Bitches!

Here's to a fab 2015!


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Note: Happy birthday today, December 31st, to Savannah. Apparently, she has CAKE!

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

Come and find your pressies!


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That should keep you Bitches busy for the next few days whilst I sign off early.

See you back here after Christmas. Have a safe and happy holiday.

And now...

It’s that special time of year again when Mistress MJ dons her Mistletoe Belt Buckle. Please form an orderly queue to kiss your hostess.

Winter

A reminder.

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The winter solstice in the Northern Hemisphere begins on Sunday, December 21st at 6:03 p.m. EST.

The Woman Who Eats the Clouds in the Sky

Whilst others enjoy Christmas carols at this time of year, I prefer the delights of other musical realms.



Today, we listen in on French chanteuse Anouk Aïata (the stage name ‘Anouk Aïata’ is Maori for ‘the woman who eats the clouds in the sky’.)

She sings, "Pourquoi regardes-tu la lune?" which translates as "Why are you looking at the moon?" She is accompanied by cellist Amos Mâh.

Filthy Friday Meets Couple of the Month - Xmas Edition

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As usual, clicking on the photo will enhance your viewing pleasure.

Norma's Nuptials

Apparently, you're already aware that Norma's tied the knot.

And now we all want to kiss the bride...


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Congratulations, old girl!

Christmas With Peenee & Norma

Chez Peenee, Saki the cat and friend hijack the holiday decorating...


Norma will forego the annual Matzo Ball to play Santa...

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Grease is the Word

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Are You Being Served?

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Second floor carpets,
travel goods and bedding,
material, soft furnishings,
restaurant and teas. Going down.

Going down, indeed.

Full theme song here.

Wenis Wednesday Meets WTF Wednesday

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Testicle Tuesday

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Mankini Monday

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