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With another 6 inches expected overnight.
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Sunday, March 30, 2014
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Remote Control Overload
Back in Mr. Peenee's day, your television set had two knobs: one knob to turn the TV off and on, and to adjust the volume; the other knob to change channels.
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What happened? Why do we have so many remote controls? And why can't you ever find one when you need it?
Above: Norma looks confused.
Below: Cookie thinks she has the answer...
How many remote control devices do you have, Bitches?
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What happened? Why do we have so many remote controls? And why can't you ever find one when you need it?
Above: Norma looks confused.
Below: Cookie thinks she has the answer...
How many remote control devices do you have, Bitches?
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Monday, March 24, 2014
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Reply Hazy, Try Again
It's Infomaniac's 8th anniversary.
Will this blog continue?
Ask the Magic 8 Ball.
Will this blog continue?
Ask the Magic 8 Ball.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
Ménage à Trois of the Month Meets Filthy Friday Meets Valentine's Day
Mistress MJ is still busy.
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But she's never too busy to wish you Bitches a Happy Valentine's Day!
By the way, I've just noticed that I've published 3,000 posts. I deserve a break, dammit.
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But she's never too busy to wish you Bitches a Happy Valentine's Day!
By the way, I've just noticed that I've published 3,000 posts. I deserve a break, dammit.
Sunday, February 02, 2014
Eight Miles High
Mistress MJ remains aloft (and aloof) but in the meantime she wishes to assure you that ...
...Infomaniac Airlines was not involved in this incident.
...Infomaniac Airlines was not involved in this incident.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Happy Hour
In yesterday's comments, Mr. Peenee said...
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... "I'd be happy if someone just made me a goddam drink."
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... "I'd be happy if someone just made me a goddam drink."
Monday, January 13, 2014
Sunday, January 12, 2014
Friday, January 10, 2014
This Magic Moment
We here at Infomaniac want to know about one of YOUR most memorable childhood moments.
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In yesterday's "The Gayest Thing You've Ever Done" post, we heard AyeM8y's story, as follows...
"When I was six, I helped my great aunts stage a garage sale where they sold off gobs of costume jewelry in plastic baggies for a nickel. I bought all of it, plus a big white patent leather snap purse to haul it all around.
We went to a department store where I insisted on carrying my new purse. My dad nearly had a heart attack but my mother gave him that look that said, don't draw attention to it! I soon grew tired of carrying twenty pounds of jewels and decided to focus on busting into my neighbors house to riffle through Mrs. Mitchell's closet and to watch Mr. Mitchell taking a shower through a clear glass enclosure.
This all happened on the same day."
AND we heard from Princess...
I'll never forget the time I fought with another boy over who was going to wear the sparkly tutu... We punched each other after arguing and squealing a lot.
I eventually won... I bit him on the wrist... He want running off crying to his Mummy while I donned the prize. Sadly my victory was short lived... It turned out that His Mummy... Was the kindergarten teacher!...
I spent the rest of the day outside sitting on the veranda... Not wearing my hard fought for prize and was still there wondering what I'd done wrong when my Mummy came to pick me up... I only wanted to wear the pretty dress darlings...
NOW, OVER TO THE REST OF YOU BITCHES.
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In yesterday's "The Gayest Thing You've Ever Done" post, we heard AyeM8y's story, as follows...
"When I was six, I helped my great aunts stage a garage sale where they sold off gobs of costume jewelry in plastic baggies for a nickel. I bought all of it, plus a big white patent leather snap purse to haul it all around.
We went to a department store where I insisted on carrying my new purse. My dad nearly had a heart attack but my mother gave him that look that said, don't draw attention to it! I soon grew tired of carrying twenty pounds of jewels and decided to focus on busting into my neighbors house to riffle through Mrs. Mitchell's closet and to watch Mr. Mitchell taking a shower through a clear glass enclosure.
This all happened on the same day."
AND we heard from Princess...
I'll never forget the time I fought with another boy over who was going to wear the sparkly tutu... We punched each other after arguing and squealing a lot.
I eventually won... I bit him on the wrist... He want running off crying to his Mummy while I donned the prize. Sadly my victory was short lived... It turned out that His Mummy... Was the kindergarten teacher!...
I spent the rest of the day outside sitting on the veranda... Not wearing my hard fought for prize and was still there wondering what I'd done wrong when my Mummy came to pick me up... I only wanted to wear the pretty dress darlings...
NOW, OVER TO THE REST OF YOU BITCHES.
Thursday, January 09, 2014
The Gayest Thing You've Ever Done
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Our Jason once declared here that he had just got back from seeing the fabulous Miss Patti Lupone and that except for maybe the anal sex he once had backstage with Judy Garland in drag while quoting Oscar Wilde, this was the gayest thing he'd ever done.
Naturally, this got Mistress MJ thinking...
What is the gayest thing YOU'VE ever done?
Wednesday, January 08, 2014
Mr. Peenee's Hobo Heaven
Do you remember Mistress MJ's little trip to Bitchfield?
Mr. Peenee says, "I opened a branch of Mr. Peenee's Trailer Park there, it's called Hobo Heaven."
Click pic to enlarge.
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"You get a can of Sterno and a dirty blanket when you check in and the showers (a hose run over from the faucet next door) features cucumber scented lice soap.
Infomaniac bitches get a special rate, but it's not a discount."
Mr. Peenee says, "I opened a branch of Mr. Peenee's Trailer Park there, it's called Hobo Heaven."
Click pic to enlarge.
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"You get a can of Sterno and a dirty blanket when you check in and the showers (a hose run over from the faucet next door) features cucumber scented lice soap.
Infomaniac bitches get a special rate, but it's not a discount."
Tuesday, January 07, 2014
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