Whilst browsing the comments on Mr. DeVice's post about The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, I saw that Mistress Maddie asked, "I myself wonder why there isn't a Freakin' Green Elf Jock Strap?" We here at Infomaniac have tried to remedy the situation with The Freakin' Green Elf Posing Pouch...
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
But where are the bells?! Jx
ReplyDeletePS first
DeleteI guess, with version of the elf short, is anal bells.
DeleteInside the jockstrap is a bellend more preferable than the jingly jangly types.
DeleteAnyone wearing these will jingle YOUR bells, sweetness.
DeleteLeave it to our dear Mistress MJ!!! Our wish is her command! I could see our AyeM8y modeling this... and poking out the top...
ReplyDeleteOh daaaaaaamn....two minds with but a single thought...
DeleteAvailable at
ReplyDeleteINFOMANIACS, Downtown.
Second floor, Separates.
"Are you free, Miss Desmond?"
Delete"I'm free, Captain Peacock!"
Jx
There's my pussy to consider... Who's going to let it out?
Delete"Can we get on? I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening."
ReplyDeleteJx
Yes, it's all happening in my underwear today...I've got things that are bigger, better, and cheaper than anywhere else.
DeleteThey'll ride up with wear... Jx
DeleteHow much pouch could an elf possibly need?
ReplyDeletePEENEE: They say that good things come in small packages.
DeleteGrateful that I'm not hosting the FGEPP competition.
ReplyDeleteSx
You have enough on your plate with the FGES competition. I'm sure another Infomaniac Bitch would gladly step in to host an FGEPP competition.
DeleteI want to find the Freakin' Green Elf that lost his/her shorts and ask a few damn questions.
ReplyDeleteSTEVE: Someone has some splainin' to do!
DeleteI'm so glad Mistress Maddie asked the question! I like this version. Now I see a loophole, nothing says "I" have to wear the FGES myself. I could talk other people into wearing them for me! Oh, I feel so much better about this whole thing!
ReplyDeletePROXIMA: Well, I’m glad that went well for you!
DeleteThe bronzed one looks just like the young man behind reception at the swimming pool I go to.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm going have to try not to imagine him wearing a FGEPP while I do lengths...
Mr. DeVice: We’ve all seen how you chat up men at the pool.
Delete