Monday, January 10, 2022

More (or Less) of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

Whilst browsing the comments on Mr. DeVice's post about The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, I saw that Mistress Maddie asked, "I myself wonder why there isn't a Freakin' Green Elf Jock Strap?" We here at Infomaniac have tried to remedy the situation with The Freakin' Green Elf Posing Pouch...

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23 comments:

  1. But where are the bells?! Jx

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    1. I guess, with version of the elf short, is anal bells.

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    2. Inside the jockstrap is a bellend more preferable than the jingly jangly types.

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  2. Leave it to our dear Mistress MJ!!! Our wish is her command! I could see our AyeM8y modeling this... and poking out the top...

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  3. Available at
    INFOMANIACS, Downtown.
    Second floor, Separates.

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    1. "Are you free, Miss Desmond?"
      "I'm free, Captain Peacock!"


      Jx

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    2. There's my pussy to consider... Who's going to let it out?

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  4. "Can we get on? I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening."

    Jx

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    1. Yes, it's all happening in my underwear today...I've got things that are bigger, better, and cheaper than anywhere else.

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    2. They'll ride up with wear... Jx

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  5. How much pouch could an elf possibly need?

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    1. PEENEE: They say that good things come in small packages.

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  6. Grateful that I'm not hosting the FGEPP competition.
    Sx

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    1. You have enough on your plate with the FGES competition. I'm sure another Infomaniac Bitch would gladly step in to host an FGEPP competition.

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  7. I want to find the Freakin' Green Elf that lost his/her shorts and ask a few damn questions.

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  8. I'm so glad Mistress Maddie asked the question! I like this version. Now I see a loophole, nothing says "I" have to wear the FGES myself. I could talk other people into wearing them for me! Oh, I feel so much better about this whole thing!

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    1. PROXIMA: Well, I’m glad that went well for you!

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  9. The bronzed one looks just like the young man behind reception at the swimming pool I go to.
    Now I'm going have to try not to imagine him wearing a FGEPP while I do lengths...

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