Friday, January 21, 2022

Before You Leave the House

Have you Bitches asked yourselves these questions?...

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  1. Ms Scarlet2:37 AM, January 21, 2022

    Erm...kind of grateful that I don't wear dresses or skirts - it sounds very complicated.
    As for tops - a good vest tucked in my knickers solves a multiple of sins.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress10:29 AM, January 21, 2022

      MISS SCARLET: I’ve had my skirt tucked into my knickers, and nobody said a word.

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  2. 63mago4:57 AM, January 21, 2022

    The price for a virtuous woman ? Maybe three to four goats, depends.

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  3. Jon8:32 AM, January 21, 2022

    "If a man wore pants that were as form fitting would it be 'acceptable unto God'?"

    Ask Andy Gibb!

    Jx

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    1. The Mistress10:30 AM, January 21, 2022

      JON: Tight trousers are the only reason to bring back the seventies.

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  4. Mitzi 1:15 PM, January 21, 2022

    If God had blessed me with a nice pair of perky tits and a fanny I'd be showing em off to all and sundry.

    What does virtuous mean?

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    1. The Mistress4:48 PM, January 21, 2022

      MITZI: But do you have any "gaping holes" as mentioned in the checklist?

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  5. hayward5:38 PM, January 21, 2022

    My skirt is too tight even without my high heels.

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    1. The Mistress8:48 PM, January 21, 2022

      HAYWARD: That skirt leaves nothing to the imagination, young lady!

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  6. dinahmow6:54 PM, January 21, 2022

    Oh no! She didn't mention petticoat/under-skirt/showing below hemline.
    Or shoulder straps that slid down your arm.If god is such a picky sod,I'm sure this would offend him.

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    1. The Mistress8:48 PM, January 21, 2022

      DINAHMOW: It’s a slippery slope into People of Walmart territory.

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    2. dinahmow2:33 AM, January 22, 2022

      I think Walmart's is a pretty godless establishment!

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  7. Hound of Hecate7:12 PM, January 21, 2022

    Jesus, all I do is lick my bollocks before going out to sniff some crotches!

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    1. The Mistress8:50 PM, January 21, 2022

      HOUND OF HECATE: Welcome to Infomaniac! Many of us know you, of course, from your appearances chez Mr. DeVice.

      If I could lick my own bits, I’d never leave home.

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  8. mrpeenee8:11 PM, January 22, 2022

    If I were a lady, I would use this checklist every time I planned on venturing out and if I didn't answer "yes" to every question I would go correct the offending gap or slit or what have you PDQ.

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  9. Inexplicable DeVice4:07 AM, January 23, 2022

    I thought we were all wearing apparel like this these days? Or is it just me?

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