Erm...kind of grateful that I don't wear dresses or skirts - it sounds very complicated. As for tops - a good vest tucked in my knickers solves a multiple of sins. Sx
Oh no! She didn't mention petticoat/under-skirt/showing below hemline. Or shoulder straps that slid down your arm.If god is such a picky sod,I'm sure this would offend him.
If I were a lady, I would use this checklist every time I planned on venturing out and if I didn't answer "yes" to every question I would go correct the offending gap or slit or what have you PDQ.
Erm...kind of grateful that I don't wear dresses or skirts - it sounds very complicated.
ReplyDeleteAs for tops - a good vest tucked in my knickers solves a multiple of sins.
Sx
MISS SCARLET: I’ve had my skirt tucked into my knickers, and nobody said a word.
DeleteThe price for a virtuous woman ? Maybe three to four goats, depends.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: And a good milk cow.
Delete"If a man wore pants that were as form fitting would it be 'acceptable unto God'?"
ReplyDeleteAsk Andy Gibb!
Jx
JON: Tight trousers are the only reason to bring back the seventies.
DeleteIf God had blessed me with a nice pair of perky tits and a fanny I'd be showing em off to all and sundry.
ReplyDeleteWhat does virtuous mean?
MITZI: But do you have any "gaping holes" as mentioned in the checklist?
DeleteMy skirt is too tight even without my high heels.
ReplyDeleteHAYWARD: That skirt leaves nothing to the imagination, young lady!
DeleteOh no! She didn't mention petticoat/under-skirt/showing below hemline.
ReplyDeleteOr shoulder straps that slid down your arm.If god is such a picky sod,I'm sure this would offend him.
DINAHMOW: It’s a slippery slope into People of Walmart territory.
DeleteI think Walmart's is a pretty godless establishment!
DeleteJesus, all I do is lick my bollocks before going out to sniff some crotches!
ReplyDeleteHOUND OF HECATE: Welcome to Infomaniac! Many of us know you, of course, from your appearances chez Mr. DeVice.
DeleteIf I could lick my own bits, I’d never leave home.
If I were a lady, I would use this checklist every time I planned on venturing out and if I didn't answer "yes" to every question I would go correct the offending gap or slit or what have you PDQ.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Do you find my slit offensive?
DeleteI thought we were all wearing apparel like this these days? Or is it just me?
ReplyDeleteMr. DeVice: We share the same couturier.
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