Time for tan lines...
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I have some fake tan that I could rub into his white bits, if that helps?Sx
Warm up your hands first, Miss Scarlet.
Yay Summer!!!!! My favorite!Love the cock-tail table. I hope that glass holds.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Are those Norma's nose prints I see on the underside of that table?
More like her hanging tit prints.I think she had them out again.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Norma’s always flaunting her tits.
The worst must be when you get white lines in the creases under your tits, surely? Jx
JON: They look like big smiley faces.
Like Jack Nicholson's Joker, or Ronald MCcDonald? Jx
JON: Like if the Joker and Ronald McDonald had a baby.
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MITZI: As Martha Stewart would say, "It's a good thing."
I hope he doesn't pose too often like that or he'll get Dumbo Ears!
DINAHMOW: You might be the only one of us looking at his ears.
Well, I suppose it is possible ...And, just so you know, I looked at other things. Oh yes!
He did it backwards! He should have tanned in the banana hammock and then posed in the boy shorts.
MELANIE: I’d like to see him wear his posing pouch backwards.
I take it he used the non-greasy sun tan lotion, otherwise he'd have slipped off that table long ago?!
MR. DeVICE: He used your Boy Butter.
Ah, so that's why I had to settle for margerine on my toast this morning!
I have some fake tan that I could rub into his white bits, if that helps?
ReplyDeleteSx
Warm up your hands first, Miss Scarlet.
DeleteYay Summer!!!!! My favorite!
ReplyDeleteLove the cock-tail table. I hope that glass holds.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Are those Norma's nose prints I see on the underside of that table?
DeleteMore like her hanging tit prints.
DeleteI think she had them out again.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Norma’s always flaunting her tits.
DeleteThe worst must be when you get white lines in the creases under your tits, surely? Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: They look like big smiley faces.
DeleteLike Jack Nicholson's Joker, or Ronald MCcDonald? Jx
DeleteJON: Like if the Joker and Ronald McDonald had a baby.
DeleteAdd a splash of colour to your living room with a glass top coffee table. Rubber sheets available from Amazon.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: As Martha Stewart would say, "It's a good thing."
DeleteI hope he doesn't pose too often like that or he'll get Dumbo Ears!
ReplyDeleteDINAHMOW: You might be the only one of us looking at his ears.
DeleteWell, I suppose it is possible ...
DeleteAnd, just so you know, I looked at other things. Oh yes!
He did it backwards! He should have tanned in the banana hammock and then posed in the boy shorts.
ReplyDeleteMELANIE: I’d like to see him wear his posing pouch backwards.
DeleteI take it he used the non-greasy sun tan lotion, otherwise he'd have slipped off that table long ago?!
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: He used your Boy Butter.
DeleteAh, so that's why I had to settle for margerine on my toast this morning!
Delete