The gay author Phillippe Jullian, on entering a food shop with his poodles, was told off by his friend who said: "Think where their noses have been." His response was Yes, that's what I think whenever I see you kiss your mother."
Hooray! I'm sorry I've missed so much in all those years. Don't leave us anytime soon! If you need more blog fodder we should meet up somewhere in Canada when the plague is over. Crazy happens whenever I cross the border. It turns into the realm of the Fey! Is it my fault? Is it just how Canada is? Is it some combustible concotion of the two? And why does some random Austrailian fellow always end up as a temporary side accessory?
All those photographs of yer readers' arses, all the cake, the knitting blog - yeah, I don't want to miss a beat - it's a pleasure to know you, to read you, and all those perverts who come here regularily. Now let me suck yer toes .
Fifteen years of filth! It feels longer.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your anniversary, Mistress. I'm not far behind you - my fourteenth anniversary (of blogging, if not Blogger) was 3rd March...
Jx
PS first
DeleteJON: Unlike me, you’ve given us a steady stream of content. Thank you!
DeleteMy pleasure, dear! Jx
DeleteAh, stream, the operative word.
DeleteA hot stream.
DeleteCongratulations!! It's been a blast!
ReplyDeleteSXX
Ta very much, Miss Scarlet!
DeleteHappy anniversary, Very Mistress!
ReplyDeleteI hope the gincuzzi has had a clean out and been stocked with new men, too?
MR. DeVICE: I can see by this photo that you’re ready for them.
Delete15 years for smut!?!?!?! Already? This calls for cake. Congrats MJ
ReplyDeleteNow should one of us tell Norma that's not the glory hole?
Why dear, I've always thought of you as my personal glory hole, compact & portable!
DeletePortable glory holes. Now there's a niche market.
DeleteFor all her selfless work, shouldn't we all start a
ReplyDeleteGo Fuck Me account for our glorious mistress?
The comments and bons mots of you Infomaniac Bitches is payment enough, thank you just the same, Norma.
DeleteMmwah!
DeleteI know where those lips have been, Norma!
DeleteThe gay author Phillippe Jullian, on entering a food shop with his poodles, was told off by his friend who said: "Think where their noses have been." His response was Yes, that's what I think whenever I see you kiss your mother."
DeleteJx
A "Go Fuck Me Account" Ha,ha,ha,ha.
DeleteHooray! I'm sorry I've missed so much in all those years. Don't leave us anytime soon! If you need more blog fodder we should meet up somewhere in Canada when the plague is over. Crazy happens whenever I cross the border. It turns into the realm of the Fey! Is it my fault? Is it just how Canada is? Is it some combustible concotion of the two? And why does some random Austrailian fellow always end up as a temporary side accessory?
ReplyDeleteI was about to walk away and get some work done when I suddenly remebered: https://youtu.be/pXEN57rFnIM
DeleteMiss Melanie, you are most welcome here anytime. However, The Mistress does not do "meet ups" due to her fear of germs.
DeleteHappy Blog-o-versary, Sweet Mistress! It seems as if it was just yesterday! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: Time flies when you're having filth.
DeleteAll those photographs of yer readers' arses, all the cake, the knitting blog - yeah, I don't want to miss a beat - it's a pleasure to know you, to read you, and all those perverts who come here regularily.
ReplyDeleteNow let me suck yer toes .
MAGO: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some CAKE?
DeleteTWENTY-SEVENTH to comment, so that would be like 2006? Golly, do I even remember 2006?
ReplyDeleteYes, Cookie, it was 2006. I see that your blog started in 2009 so I can't fill in the missing years for you.
DeleteCongratulations on 15 years of filth and vulgarity. Here's to another 15 years!
ReplyDeleteAnother 15 years? I could be on my "In Memoriam" sidebar by then!
DeleteHoly shit, if you're there, who'll put me on?
DeleteNORMA: You’re eternal.
DeleteThe stars are ageless, aren't they?
😉
DeleteYour blog is the same age as Honey Boo Boo who eloquently reminds us that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day, you can lose a lot of weight.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary MJ! Thank you for years of sage advice and humor.
HAYWARD: If that’s the case, I should be a size zero by now.
DeleteThank you for your patronage, Hayward.
How could I have missed such a moment? Bon appetit sweetie.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: I left the Vodka Fountain plugged in, just in case you were late.
DeleteInfomaniac is my go to in times of need. I really like you Mistress, whoever you are.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Anon, whoever YOU are.
DeleteLet's hope there ain't a "Q" before Anon's name.
DeleteThis place does have standards.
Such as they are, yes we do, Norma.
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