Thursday, March 11, 2021

Crocs Underpants

 Miss Normadesmond has brought a new fashion trend to my attention. The Crocs Brief...

 
Also known as Gator Briefs™️, these "do anything & go anywhere underwear" are designed with holes in front to ensure a healthy air flow.

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  1. I just saw this a minute ago on another blog dear MJ. WE shall put our forces together and reign terror down on this fool and the Croc's company, just for shits and giggles. I have more then a few icicles ready....

    First!!!!! Did I win?

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    1. MADDIE: Was this a contest? Because Jon think’s he’s first.

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  2. How very...medical appliance. And every bit as comfortable as they look, no doubt... Jx

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  3. Good heavens! They look like something designed for that Arnold Schwarzeneggar film Running Man. And I bet many a man (and woman) will run upon seeing these monstrosities.

    P.S. Is the model British? That pasty skin looks like it couldn't be from anywhere else.

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    1. MR. DeVICE: His skin is almost as blindingly white as yours!

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    1. SAVANNAH: But think how easy they'd be to wipe clean!

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  5. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    I bet some bastard is working on the Croc bra as I type.
    Sx

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    1. A Crocs bra?

      Don't even THINK of it, Miss Scarlet.

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  6. I'm wondering if a doorbell is standard or optional?

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    1. NORMA: Less painful than a door knocker, in any case.

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  7. It could also be used as a highlighting cap for the pubic thatch, hook not included.

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  8. Considering how crocs make your feet sweat, I can only imagine the rain forest these would turn your bits into.

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    1. PEENEE: "Moist" is the word that comes to mind.

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  9. Tis nothing new, just a jock strap for men who like to kick balls around or just kick in general. More than half of my male classmates could have used these once I took the field. I can't help but wonder if some amount of male infertility in my hometown might have been my fault. I'm sorry, guys. I was a real mean kicker back then. Also, starting sentences with "Girls shouldn't..." was found to be both unhealthy and unwise in my presence.

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    1. MELANIE: I can picture you managing The Oubliette.

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    2. Well, I was once employed as a security guard. I'd like to think I was a much sexier version of Gandalf when I'd say, "You shall not pass!"

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