*shakes fist* at celebrity special gameshows they nearly always win it, whilst the plebeian version they always seem to lose. Boils my piss it does and the stupid fawning audience laughing and clapping at every stupid thing the z listers say. Toff who has just won Tipping Point, who the fuck in Hell is she?
Another anathema of mine is being forced to listen to screaming children in the supermarket, may I suggest a child free supermarket, wouldn't that be wonderful?
That we should buy Greenland....oh.
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MISS SCARLET: Grab Greenland now before Trunt (as per Norma) gets his tiny hands on it.
DeleteI'd suggest dropping Trunt's
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ego into this, but it's unshreddable.
NORMA: Trunt? Rhymes with…
DeleteYou're so smaht.
DeleteOut comes a sugestif ?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Make mine a double, straight up.
DeleteAlways say ‘white rabbit’ three times on the first day of the month, it will bring you luck for the rest of the month. Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: I’ll make a habit
DeleteOf saying rabbit.
Ants got into my bookcase...I think I used up all my suggestions.
ReplyDeleteDINAHMOW: Better ants in your bookcase than ants in your pants.
DeleteI suggest writing vertically, and small enough to slip between the blades.
ReplyDeleteI also suggest not leaning over while "posting" your suggestions if you're wearing a tie...
Trunt wears a very long tie - let's get him to make some suggestions.
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MR. DeVICE: Would you suggest using Miss Scarlet’s nibs?
DeleteOf course! Ms Scarlet's nibs are bound to attract Trunt to the "suggestion box"...
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I can write small enough, and vertically, and whilst on a trapeze, if that's any help?
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Well, no, not really. The trapeze introduces the unstable element of too much to-ing and fro-ing.
DeleteHow are you on a high wire?
Please ask Chris Hemsworth to stop bothering me.
ReplyDeleteMight I suggest he bothers me instead? It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make on your behalf, mrpeenee.
Delete*shakes fist* at celebrity special gameshows they nearly always win it, whilst the plebeian version they always seem to lose. Boils my piss it does and the stupid fawning audience laughing and clapping at every stupid thing the z listers say. Toff who has just won Tipping Point, who the fuck in Hell is she?
ReplyDeleteAnother anathema of mine is being forced to listen to screaming children in the supermarket, may I suggest a child free supermarket, wouldn't that be wonderful?
MITZI: A child-free WORLD would be even better than a child-free supermarket.
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