Friday, August 23, 2019

The Infomaniac Suggestion Box

Please leave your suggestions here...
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21 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet8:29 AM, August 23, 2019

    That we should buy Greenland....oh.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress12:31 PM, August 23, 2019

      MISS SCARLET: Grab Greenland now before Trunt (as per Norma) gets his tiny hands on it.

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  2. normadesmond9:45 AM, August 23, 2019

    I'd suggest dropping Trunt's
    (yes, I refer to him as Trunt)
    ego into this, but it's unshreddable.

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  3. 63mago10:07 AM, August 23, 2019

    Out comes a sugestif ?

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  4. Jon2:55 PM, August 23, 2019

    Always say ‘white rabbit’ three times on the first day of the month, it will bring you luck for the rest of the month. Jx

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  5. dinahmow4:11 PM, August 23, 2019

    Ants got into my bookcase...I think I used up all my suggestions.

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    1. The Mistress5:13 PM, August 24, 2019

      DINAHMOW: Better ants in your bookcase than ants in your pants.

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice8:43 AM, August 24, 2019

    I suggest writing vertically, and small enough to slip between the blades.

    I also suggest not leaning over while "posting" your suggestions if you're wearing a tie...

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    1. Ms Scarlet9:05 AM, August 24, 2019

      Trunt wears a very long tie - let's get him to make some suggestions.
      Sx

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    2. The Mistress5:14 PM, August 24, 2019

      MR. DeVICE: Would you suggest using Miss Scarlet’s nibs?

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    3. Inexplicable DeVice1:47 PM, August 25, 2019

      Of course! Ms Scarlet's nibs are bound to attract Trunt to the "suggestion box"...

      [cue: Manic laughter]

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  7. Ms Scarlet5:19 PM, August 24, 2019

    I can write small enough, and vertically, and whilst on a trapeze, if that's any help?
    Sx

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice1:49 PM, August 25, 2019

      Well, no, not really. The trapeze introduces the unstable element of too much to-ing and fro-ing.
      How are you on a high wire?

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  8. mrpeenee10:45 PM, August 24, 2019

    Please ask Chris Hemsworth to stop bothering me.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice1:50 PM, August 25, 2019

      Might I suggest he bothers me instead? It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make on your behalf, mrpeenee.

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  9. Mitzi 2:28 PM, August 25, 2019

    *shakes fist* at celebrity special gameshows they nearly always win it, whilst the plebeian version they always seem to lose. Boils my piss it does and the stupid fawning audience laughing and clapping at every stupid thing the z listers say. Toff who has just won Tipping Point, who the fuck in Hell is she?

    Another anathema of mine is being forced to listen to screaming children in the supermarket, may I suggest a child free supermarket, wouldn't that be wonderful?

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    1. The Mistress6:52 AM, August 28, 2019

      MITZI: A child-free WORLD would be even better than a child-free supermarket.

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