Congratulations, AJ! AJ's entry, as you can see, is on a Tumblr site. AJ has wasted no time posting her photo, and getting the next FGES competition up and running. She's ready for your captions.
If you want to win The Shorts (of course you do!) check out Rimpy Rimpington's post here for details on how to enter.
Rimpy shows us that we don't have to be a member of Tumblr to enter AJ's Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition.
Deadline: 10/31/2018 at 11:59:59 PM PDT
A round of applause for Rimpy Rimpington who did a most excellent job of getting the competition up and running again.
Yay!!! and I've thought of something....
ReplyDeleteLovely to see you, Ms Mistress!!!
Sxxx
Very welcome back, Very Mistress!!! (Three exclamation marks appears to be a 'thing' now, so I'm going with it...)
ReplyDeleteOne can never have enough exclamation marks. I think I've proven that over the years.
DeleteNot to outdone, I'll do four. YAY!!!! Welcome back, Mistress - now, isn't it time for a garden photo show-and-tell? Jx
ReplyDeleteYAY !!!
ReplyDeleteSylvaner for all !
Thanks, Mistress. I hope all who see this will be encouraged to play along.
ReplyDeleteYou've been out and on your back far to long dear.
ReplyDeleteI'll be travelling for the next few days...will check in next week.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she's at JiffyLube.....sounds right to me.
ReplyDeleteOh, Norma Dear,
DeleteLubricants become
lubriCANs,
when your attitude is greased
more than your glands.
Others glisten,
sport a sheen,
your pebble finish
is tough to keep clean.
Note their ankles
crossed or closed,
choosing the dainty,
when they are posed.
Now you, dear Norma,
your cover your ears,
hip sockets swing,
first light sees your rear.
The Mistress!!! hovers,
round mechanics and such,
for burly men often,
squat for her touch.
Recycle your Jeri curls,
with vintage Vitalis,
with slickery hands,
clench you a phallus.
You'll never wear,
or take off said shorts,
such finery is exclusive,
to all-male resorts.
The contest be rigged,
the news is all fake,
the shorts must smell good,
to those who partake.
But for you Norma dear,
in dreary repose,
your gristle groin,
makes us wrinkle our nose.
Is this a caption submission for the contest?
Delete🤼♂️
DeleteIs that Mistress MJ? I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteLẌ did you win the gardening contest this year?
DeleteJeffery, missed it by that much. Again.
DeleteThe legs in that photo belong to AlpoJones, not me.
DeleteHappy Canadian Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteThank YOU, LX.
DeleteBITCHES: You can start sending me your garden photos. No more than 10 photos per person and please give a brief description of each photo.
ReplyDeleteFive exclamation marks are in order. YAY!!!!!
DeleteJx
At last!!!!!
ReplyDelete(This was meant to be in reply to your Garden Photos Event comment)
DeleteMistress, a little help please. I'm trying to determine if Testosterone's poem above was intended to be a caption submission or not. I'm guessing not, but I don't want to leave anyone out accidentally.
ReplyDeleteRimpy,
ReplyDeleteThrow my ass in the ring! I can stretch, bulge, and fill, said shorts with my bling.
Testosterone
Your wish is my command.
DeleteSorry, I have no lady garden here, so the poor survivalists on the window sill will have to do - ach, it's a drag ...
ReplyDeleteAre you ever coming back, sweetpea? I miss you!!!!! (see? 5 FIVE exclamation points) xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteWhile you're waiting, send me your garden photos.
DeleteStill got a houseful? Slip em a tenner and send them on their way.
ReplyDeleteMy garden is looking a bit unruly at the moment, it's in desperate need of a good seeing to. Three exclamation marks.
Enough with the three exclamation marks, I mean, who does that?!!!
DeleteOh.
Sx
Meanwhile, I have a lovely picture for the garden post... it's a bit frosty, but very pretty. Does The Mistress still want it?
DeleteSx
Yes, Miss Scarlet. Please send your frosty photo.
DeleteThe Mistress cannot get enough exclamation marks!!!!!
Drat!!! I forgot about the garden photos. I shall find them out this minute.
DeleteIn news very much related to this post: Ms Scarlet has only gone and won the FGES back!!!
She WOT?!!!
DeleteDon't rush, Mr. DeVice. I'll publish a post next week, asking for garden photos.
Don't rush? Rush, she says! Six weeks between blog posts is hardly a "rush". Jx
DeleteIndeed, Jon. Good job, really, as I didn't find those photos in that minute - I completely forgot! I'll do it now. Or when The Very Mistress reminds us next week...
DeleteI've sent you an email on a rela.ted subject
ReplyDelete