Oh poor Dear ... remember not to hyperventiliate and you'll come just in time.
Ray Arnold: Hold on to your butts.Jurassic Park
Better to be late then pregnant.
Who doesn't enjoy an old fashioned coin slot?
Norma dear,A dime or a load, they drop just the same,save visible slot rot,Then it's the comb-over game.You trill and you trollop,with skirt strings unfettered,They bore, and pump, and drill,'til their nature is bettered.But alas, dear heart,the coin return they finger,what they reached out and touched,made their pee hole a stinger.Untidy, unkempt, or some such meaning,a vintage slot is a slot,which could use quite a cleaning.
There ain't enough Massengil....
Boy, those vintage telephone ads. When they say reach out and touch someone, they really mean it!
In my day, they called "Time management problem" slacking off. And I should know, because they said it to me plenty.
Why do I see that photo and just think: "White shoes?! After Labour Day??!" Jx
However long it takes it's always worth making sure that the buns are firm.Sx
Happy St Patrick's Day! ☘️*o* o*o*[]/.*.\[__][__][__](.*)_|_*Don't forget to wear green for good luck!*
Your estimated wait is to be...awhile...
'Touch what you can afford' is one of my regular sayings.
I've held on for so long now that my fingerprints are permanently part of his bum cheeks!
Creatively foiling pick pockets.
Goodness, until you return even the hottest arse is frozen stiff ...
Oh poor Dear ... remember not to hyperventiliate and you'll come just in time.
ReplyDeleteRay Arnold: Hold on to your butts.
ReplyDeleteJurassic Park
Better to be late then pregnant.
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't enjoy an old fashioned coin slot?
ReplyDeleteNorma dear,
DeleteA dime or a load,
they drop just the same,
save visible slot rot,
Then it's the comb-over game.
You trill and you trollop,
with skirt strings unfettered,
They bore, and pump, and drill,
'til their nature is bettered.
But alas, dear heart,
the coin return they finger,
what they reached out and touched,
made their pee hole a stinger.
Untidy, unkempt, or some such meaning,
a vintage slot is a slot,
which could use quite a cleaning.
There ain't enough Massengil....
DeleteBoy, those vintage telephone ads. When they say reach out and touch someone, they really mean it!
ReplyDeleteIn my day, they called "Time management problem" slacking off. And I should know, because they said it to me plenty.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I see that photo and just think: "White shoes?! After Labour Day??!" Jx
ReplyDeleteHowever long it takes it's always worth making sure that the buns are firm.
ReplyDeleteSx
Happy St Patrick's Day! ☘️
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Your estimated wait is to be...awhile...
ReplyDelete'Touch what you can afford' is one of my regular sayings.
ReplyDeleteI've held on for so long now that my fingerprints are permanently part of his bum cheeks!
ReplyDeleteCreatively foiling pick pockets.
ReplyDeleteGoodness, until you return even the hottest arse is frozen stiff ...
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