Sunday, March 11, 2018

Please Continue Holding



The Mistress is experiencing a time management problem.
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16 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:21 AM, March 11, 2018

    Oh poor Dear ... remember not to hyperventiliate and you'll come just in time.

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  2. LẌ10:54 AM, March 11, 2018

    Ray Arnold: Hold on to your butts.

    Jurassic Park

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  3. Mistress Maddie10:55 AM, March 11, 2018

    Better to be late then pregnant.

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  4. normadesmond2:38 PM, March 11, 2018

    Who doesn't enjoy an old fashioned coin slot?

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    1. Testosterone12:05 AM, March 18, 2018

      Norma dear,

      A dime or a load,
      they drop just the same,
      save visible slot rot,
      Then it's the comb-over game.

      You trill and you trollop,
      with skirt strings unfettered,
      They bore, and pump, and drill,
      'til their nature is bettered.

      But alas, dear heart,
      the coin return they finger,
      what they reached out and touched,
      made their pee hole a stinger.

      Untidy, unkempt, or some such meaning,
      a vintage slot is a slot,
      which could use quite a cleaning.

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    2. normadesmond2:55 PM, March 18, 2018

      There ain't enough Massengil....

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  5. eroswings3:41 PM, March 11, 2018

    Boy, those vintage telephone ads. When they say reach out and touch someone, they really mean it!

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  6. mrpeenee1:17 AM, March 12, 2018

    In my day, they called "Time management problem" slacking off. And I should know, because they said it to me plenty.

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  7. Jon8:45 PM, March 12, 2018

    Why do I see that photo and just think: "White shoes?! After Labour Day??!" Jx

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  8. Ms Scarlet9:59 AM, March 14, 2018

    However long it takes it's always worth making sure that the buns are firm.
    Sx

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  9. eroswings4:14 PM, March 17, 2018

    Happy St Patrick's Day! ☘️

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    *Don't forget to wear green for good luck!*

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  10. ayeM8y12:11 AM, March 18, 2018

    Your estimated wait is to be...awhile...

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  11. Mitzi 12:17 PM, March 19, 2018

    'Touch what you can afford' is one of my regular sayings.

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  12. Inexplicable DeVice5:18 AM, March 20, 2018

    I've held on for so long now that my fingerprints are permanently part of his bum cheeks!

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  13. Jeffery7:33 AM, March 20, 2018

    Creatively foiling pick pockets.

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  14. Anonymous4:16 PM, March 21, 2018

    Goodness, until you return even the hottest arse is frozen stiff ...

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