But have you noticed that this year Mr. Lax reduced the number of women he’s asked to be his Valentine? It seems we’re the front runners, MISS SCARLET.
Avoid Toronto. The character it once had is gone forever, replaced by overcrowding and condos. Now, when you walk down Yonge Street (Canada’s longest street) you don’t see the sun. The buildings have cast shade over the sidewalks. The neighbourhoods no longer have a unique feel to them. I miss the Toronto I once knew and loved. Greed has destroyed the city.
As long as they don't smear ash on my ass.
ReplyDeleteI now blow you all Valentine's kisses.
And I blow you back.
DeleteNorma....I'm honored. I heard your suction techniques were legendary!
DeleteIncredible vacuuming skills.
DeleteBag or bagless?
You meant hag or hagless, right?
DeleteNorma, with me around you always have a hag.
DeleteI imagine the church would find its coffers overflowing if they changed the ash to ass.
ReplyDeleteYou bet your ash, they would.
DeleteSo I had to go and look up Guy McCoy. And let's just say I'm glad I did.
ReplyDeleteHappy V-Day, Mistress!
MUSCATO: Everyone loves Valentine sweets.
DeleteMistress, be my Valentine! MMMWWWAAAHHH!!!
ReplyDeleteLX: I suppose I have to share you with Miss Scarlet but beggars can't be choosers.
DeleteMr Lax is such a tease on Valentine's day, to cure my broken heart I have secured a date with George Clooney instead.
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But have you noticed that this year Mr. Lax reduced the number of women he’s asked to be his Valentine? It seems we’re the front runners, MISS SCARLET.
DeleteToronto my ass ... you have some pirogi left ?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Good to see you again! Have a perogy.
DeleteAvoid Toronto. The character it once had is gone forever, replaced by overcrowding and condos. Now, when you walk down Yonge Street (Canada’s longest street) you don’t see the sun. The buildings have cast shade over the sidewalks. The neighbourhoods no longer have a unique feel to them. I miss the Toronto I once knew and loved. Greed has destroyed the city.
MAGO: Not that I'm bitter or anything.
DeleteDamn, darling - I did not intend to shove you down this street ...
DeleteThese guys think the whiole of Ontario Sucks.
Perhaps for Lent I should give up trying to change what can't be changed.
DeleteSuggestion Box To The Mistress: A new Infomaniac series — "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn!"
DeleteLX: If you think I’m bad now, you should have heard me natter on about urban planning in my youth! Not that it got me anywhere.
DeleteThis is why I don’t choose to open a Twitter account.
p.s. I hate when kids are on my lawn.
What will you be giving up for Lent?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: I have to give something up?!
DeleteHell....she gives it up all year.
DeleteSo I hear........
He's smokin' !!
ReplyDeleteI'm cheesy.
Sx
Crikey... that could be misconstrued..
MISS SCARLET: Consider it misconstrued.
DeleteA rather cheeky post. Happy VD to all.
ReplyDeleteJEFFERY: Kids these days don’t know the meaning of VD.
DeleteIt will be our Valentine secret.
"Kisses on the bottom
ReplyDeleteI'll be glad I've got 'em!"
Jx
JON: Take ‘em wherever you can get ‘em!
DeleteHappy Valentines Day to all. I hope you treated yourself to some sweets and treats.
ReplyDeleteI don't follow Lent but I am down for Carnival and Fat Tuesday! I also love fish Friday or fish any day!
EROS: Laissez les bons temps rouler!
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