It would be hard to do worse.Reminder to self: set up excuse to ditch Infomaniac Christmas Sadness Session.
PEENEE: If that’s the way you’re going to be, I’m taking away all your favourite things.
He’s not coming? He was my polyanna. What am I going to do with 500 oxycodone?
JEFFERY: I have a collection of PEZ dispensers. We could fill them with oxycodone and use them as party favours.
What a great idea. A gift that keeps giving.
A wreath made out of Cheetos...can a Cheetos cock ring be far behind?
TESTOSTERONE: Now available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.Norma's nibbling through yours as we speak.
That's why I love norma....a little gluten never stopped her.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Hence the bloating.
i think this is the first time I've seen men wearing trousers on this blog!
DINAHMOW: It won’t happen again!
It was early.
JEFFERY: The night was the only thing that was young.
I hope Herr Mago brings the Stollen to the party again this year, but doesn't sit on it this time.
LX: But what if the Stollen gets stolen?
I don't know dear, that may have been your most glamorous party yet.
NORMA: Elsa Maxwell would be proud.
Fortunately... I don't remember any of this.Except I think I woke up next to Mr.DeVice.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Next to or inside Mr. DeVice?
Oh....i couldn't say....im much to shy......
I thought I felt a bit full the next morning - even though I hadn't touched the "buffet"!
Oh come on, everyone loved that sauerkraut snowman !The stollen was a bit stale, I concede, but not too bad for a cheap knock-off, hey !
That is the most delicious wreath I've ever seen...Would've gone great with the sauerkraut if not for the snow/sauerkraut man using all that sauerkraut up. Thank goodness there is eggnog.
MAGO & EROS: What I would like to know is why couldn’t one of you Bitches put the sauerkraut snowman on a PLATE?
Too much refinement. We're blokes ...
It would be hard to do worse.
ReplyDeleteReminder to self: set up excuse to ditch Infomaniac Christmas Sadness Session.
PEENEE: If that’s the way you’re going to be, I’m taking away all your favourite things.
DeleteHe’s not coming? He was my polyanna. What am I going to do with 500 oxycodone?
DeleteJEFFERY: I have a collection of PEZ dispensers.
DeleteWe could fill them with oxycodone and use them as party favours.
What a great idea. A gift that keeps giving.
DeleteA wreath made out of Cheetos...can a Cheetos cock ring be far behind?
ReplyDeleteTESTOSTERONE: Now available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
DeleteNorma's nibbling through yours as we speak.
That's why I love norma....a little gluten never stopped her.
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Hence the bloating.
Deletei think this is the first time I've seen men wearing trousers on this blog!
ReplyDeleteDINAHMOW: It won’t happen again!
DeleteIt was early.
DeleteJEFFERY: The night was the only thing that was young.
DeleteI hope Herr Mago brings the Stollen to the party again this year, but doesn't sit on it this time.
ReplyDeleteLX: But what if the Stollen gets stolen?
DeleteI don't know dear, that may have
ReplyDeletebeen your most glamorous party yet.
NORMA: Elsa Maxwell would be proud.
DeleteFortunately... I don't remember any of this.
ReplyDeleteExcept I think I woke up next to Mr.DeVice.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Next to or inside Mr. DeVice?
DeleteOh....i couldn't say....im much to shy......
DeleteI thought I felt a bit full the next morning - even though I hadn't touched the "buffet"!
DeleteOh come on, everyone loved that sauerkraut snowman !
ReplyDeleteThe stollen was a bit stale, I concede, but not too bad for a cheap knock-off, hey !
That is the most delicious wreath I've ever seen...
ReplyDeleteWould've gone great with the sauerkraut if not for the snow/sauerkraut man using all that sauerkraut up. Thank goodness there is eggnog.
MAGO & EROS: What I would like to know is why couldn’t one of you Bitches put the sauerkraut snowman on a PLATE?
ReplyDeleteToo much refinement.
DeleteWe're blokes ...