She'll be back in time for the Infomaniac New Year's Eve Party which starts on December 30th and continues through the next day.
Speaking of the weather, with the wind chill factored in, it's currently -35°C (-31°F) on its way down to a low of -40. The "extreme cold warning" and "frostbite warning" will remain in effect all week.
The Mistress hopes to be back very soon.
Slather the petroleum jelly from head to toe.
ReplyDeleteAnd do feel better.
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ReplyDelete"The secret of my youthful appearance is simply... mashed swede. As a face-mask, as a night cap, and in an emergency, as a draught-excluder. I do have to be careful about my health, because I have a grumbling ovary which once flared up in the middle of The Gondoliers. My three rules for a long life are regular exercise, hobbies and a complete avoidance of midget gems."
ReplyDeleteWise words.
Jx
It's no wonder she managed to walk the Pennine Way in slingbacks!
DeleteEat chicken soup, drink hot chocolate and tea, and keep warm and get plenty of rest. And don't forget those stylish snow pants and take care where you step if you must venture outside...wouldn't want frostbite or a hard landing on the slippery ice.
ReplyDeleteStay warm and safe. Have some mulled wine or eggnog for comfort.
Oh you poor thing; imagine having the weather and your own delicate constitution in league against you.
ReplyDeleteYou've got me beat with the thermometer, but there are witches tits here wherever I look. I too have a hideous something, but rarely swallowed antibiotics should do the trick. Not sure if I'll be up to one of your partays.
ReplyDeleteSorry to learn that you are "under the weather" - recover soon and fully. -40° is damn dangerous.
ReplyDeleteNo need to visit this new water hole then.
Where IS the pillow fluffer ?!
Feel better soon! The weather here in the Windy City is also bone chilling deep freeze! I'm on holiday this week and have not ventured out. My day consists of filling the humidifier, internet porn, and cups of tea w Christmas fruitcake. It's been divine; utterly divine.
ReplyDeleteMinus 40? Good god! Where are you?Don't do a Titus Oates on us!
ReplyDeleteI guess it's no use suggesting that you go out for a little freash air, then?
ReplyDeleteMinus 40 indeed. Such things ought not to be allowed!
If you are stuck for something to do, The Coven Awards have just started. Although, they may make your headache worse...
[tiptoes in. fluffs pillows.]
ReplyDeleteThere. There.
[tiptoes out.]
Seems a lot got sick since the last party here. Magnolia Jocola, I warned you about buying holiday punch in back alleys.
ReplyDeleteFeel better soonest, sweetheart! And stay the fuck INSIDE! xoxo
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Did I mention that the snow is waist-high? Or that my doctor decided to take the week off? Or that I had to trudge a considerable distance to a clinic that decided to close it's doors the minute I arrived because of too many patients?
ReplyDeleteFinally, I found an open clinic and now I'm on meds for the next week. Yay!
Nonetheless, the New Year's Eve party WILL go on.
p.s. I won't be popping 'round to visit your blogs 'til I feel a bit better.
This doesn't sound like you live in Canada. In fact, it sounds suspiciously like the service in Britain...
Delete*looks over shoulder just to be sure*
What the hell do you want to to do? Bake you a tray of chocolate chip cookies!?!
DeleteI hope the gincuzzi got drained before the cold rolled in.
ReplyDeleteUh-oh.
DeleteWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
DeleteHope you are feeling much better now, m'dear?
ReplyDeleteSXX
If you went outside and blew bubbles would they freeze in mid air? I'm asking for a friend.
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