We interrupt the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event to report that BEAST is back...
But you probably already knew that, based on the stench of rancid chickpea curry.
He's at least managed to launder his stinky duvet, which is a start...
Why has he been away for so long? It appears that Beast was dealing for a couple of years with medical professionals...
Poor Mr. Beastie has endured bladder cancer, operations, chemo, and a nasty tumour named Brian.
Thankfully, everything has been sorted and he's back with us again. I can't believe I said "thankfully" but there you have it. I may have missed him, a little. And even more miraculously, he's posted twice this week!!!
If you haven't already done so, pop over to Beastliness and leave a comment or introduce yourself if you haven't already had the "pleasure" of meeting him. He's taking calls...
In other news, another Brian in the form of a wicked storm is about to hit our friends in the U.K., including Mr Beastie!...
Batten down the hatches, British Bitches!
Thursday, October 19, 2017
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Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, it smells as if Beast has already been here. Where's Ms Scarlet with that Fabreze???
The troops have arrived, Mr. DeVice.
DeleteTo coin an apt phrase: "fart in a thunderstorm"! Jx
ReplyDeleteIs that your storm preparation plan, Jon?
DeleteI am here with Fabreze. Stand clear, it is the industrial variety with a hint of Paco Rabanne.
ReplyDeleteSx
While I appreciate your efforts, Miss Scarlet, there is still a whiff of something fetid.
DeleteNice sideboard, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteDon't make me add you prematurely to the sideboard, Mr. Lax.
DeleteI was wondering what in the hell the smell was whiffing from the windows of the Infomaniac Manor.......
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Beast!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Beast. Friends and I have had to deal with cancer so often over the last couple of years, that we have developed a saying, wise despite its short nature, "Fucking cancer."
ReplyDeleteWe are no stranger to terrible wind Miss MJ. MISS scarlet has already battened down something ,secured stuff and put on her strongest foundation garments.
ReplyDeleteLeave all this monkey business behind Beast, grab a banana ...
ReplyDeleteDid someone mention Mr. Beastie’s banana?
ReplyDeleteRight. Beast has received far too much attention. We now resume the Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.
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