Sunday, March 26, 2017

Gone But Not Forgotten

Do you Bitches ever use cemetery databases to search for the burial sites of ancestors or celebrities?


The Mistress uses one such database to look at a certain someone's grave from time to time ... to make sure he's still dead.


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Yes, it's the simple pleasures in life that bring joy to The Mistress.

27 comments:

  1. You are my everything Mistress.

    My everything.

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    1. DAMIEN: Sing along with The Mistress and The Stylistics …

      You are everything
      And everything is you♫

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  2. Perhaps The Mistress would find this amusing as well.

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  3. I tend to drape it in garlic, too. Just to be sure. Jx

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  4. When informed that someone I know has passed, I like to look up their obituary to learn any new surprises or info about them.

    I was raised to respect the dead. But when it comes to enemies and awful people, I practice and advocate the Bette Davis philosophy on dealing with the dead:

    Bette Davis on the death of long time nemesis Joan Crawford. "You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good …. Joan Crawford is dead. Good!".

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    1. EROS: That’s right up there with “I wouldn’t piss on her [Joan Crawford] if she was on fire.”

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  5. "to make sure he's still dead"...

    LMAO!!!

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    1. KEVIN: The Mistress deals with adversity in her own peculiar way.

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  6. I had to look up my birth certificate once to see how to spell my middle name; I had a crisis of confidence.

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    1. PEENEE: While you're at it, check to see if you were "Born Free," "Born to Lose," "Born to Run," "Born on the Bayou," or "Born Under a Bad Sign."

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  7. I look at this website to see who of note is dead. It stays fairly current.
    http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com

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    1. I love that site, but it isn't always accurate - for example its "People Alive over 85" list still includes Joan Fontaine and Maureen O'Hara. I have tried several times to contact them and to claim their "$10 reward for any name included on the list whose status is out of date for more than 3 days", to no avail. Humph. Jx

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    2. JEFFERY: Thanks for the “Dead or Alive” link. I didn’t know William Peter Blatty (author of The Exorcist) died, so already that site’s paid off.

      JON: The "People Alive over 85" list also includes David Rockefeller who died March 20th. They really need to up their game.

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    3. p.s. Oooo… have just discovered their “cause of death” section. How morbid of me to get excited over this feature.

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    4. Even their "oldest person on the list" Ruby Muhammad died in 2011...

      ...of natural causes. Unlike Harry Truman "(not to be confused with US president Harry S Truman, of course)... [a] crotchety old man and colorful storyteller, he refused to leave the lodge he owned at the base of the Mt. St. Helens volcano in Washington despite eruption warnings..."

      Jx

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  8. In my 2009 post titled Mystic Mitzi Predicts, I successfully predicting the deaths of various celebrities including Michael Jackson, Wendy Richard and Mollie Sugden and three other who I can't remember off hand. Someone accused me of being a witch and blocked me from their blog. If only I had gone to William Hill, I would have been quids in.

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    1. MYSTIC MITZI: Please tell us when Drumpf will die.

      I want to make sure my confetti cannon is loaded for the occasion.

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  9. find-a-grave?

    why, i've had an account there for years!

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    1. NORMA: I’m afraid to ask… an account for other people or for yourself?

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    2. both! (i guess).

      one can leave notes, flowers & all sorts of things (moronic emojis) at someone's site, but one needs an account.

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  10. I didn't even know there were such things. I can chuck the crystal ball out now!

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    1. MR. DeVICE: Is everything about balls with you?

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  11. That's why mankind invented gravestones, big heavy stones to make sure that the basted stays where he is ...

    btw you know that we all love you with every fiber of our hearts.

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    1. MAGO: Danke, mein Kumpel.

      He would need the power of Sisyphus to roll the headstone off his grave. Then, of course, it would roll back onto him.

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