*wipes away wistful teardrop*
On Monday, February 13th, Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau will go tête-à-tête with Donald Drumpf as they meet for the first time in Washington, DC.
The Mistress wonders ... what would happen if Justin and The Donald went "mano a mano" instead of tête-à-tête?
And I'm not talking about the kind of mano a mano Drumpf had with British Prime Minister, Theresa May.
Nor am I talking about the bizarre, 19-seconds-long handshake he inflicted on Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe.
No. We're talking about a smackdown, Bitches.
Trump vs Trudeau.
Who would win in a fight?
Careful! Don't get talked into buying a wall!
ReplyDeleteWe want a wall to keep Drumpf OUT!
DeleteDonald would claim he won no matter what happened.
ReplyDeleteJEFFERY: I'd just like someone to knock that smug look off his face.
Delete"Give a man enough TIE and he'll hang himself."
ReplyDeleteDINAHMOW: Drumpf uses tape to keep his tie in place.
DeleteI doubt he could do himself much damage.
And if its a cock fight, Trudeau, who I have the feeling is hung, would win. It would take Trump at least half an hour to hold up the gut and even find his.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, do you have my room ready yet?
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: That’s what you’re calling the Oubliette now? Your room?
DeleteAnd oh yes, his KFC gut.
Trudeau would mop the floor with him.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I'd mop Trudeau with my tongue.
Good Lord he is hotness.
**places drool kisses on Mistress Feet due to Trudeau**
DAMIEN: Drool?
DeletePlease remember to use the WetWipes provided for your convenience in the Infomaniac Lobby.
Yes Mistress sorry Mistress.
Delete**looks down shuffling feet*
doesn't matter if trudeau won.....we all know what donald would say, right? i just hope trudeau calls him an imbecile in flowery french.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Imbecile is spelled the same in French, only with an accent..."imbécile" and with only a slight difference in pronunciation.
DeleteAny imbecile would know he'd just been insulted...except Trump.
I'm sure Justin is looking forward to this visit.
ReplyDeleteHas there been any luck on the Finding Trudeau Porn front?
PEENEE: You’ll be the first to know.
DeleteWho can forget the photo of his mother’s Canadian beaver?
Who is the referee ? This friendly and absolutely impartial arbitrator from Russia ?
ReplyDeleteJustin mickey-finn'd to the max, the Donald coked to the brim ... I would strongly advice the Canadian corner to bring their own bottles (and keep them closely watched), and check the opponent's special gloves carefully. These are not honest people, you know.
MAGO: I’m calling “time out.”
DeleteTrump is a chump...or is it chimp? Though his coloring suggests he may be an orangutan.
ReplyDeleteEROS: Insult to orangutans!
DeleteOrangutans are very intelligent beings.
BITCHES: In other Canada/U.S. relations news, it looks like Canada just dodged a bullet!
ReplyDeleteUPDATE: Presidential Press Secretary/flunky Sean Spicer called Justin Trudeau "JOE Trudeau" yesterday.
ReplyDeleteand tomorrow it'll be "joe blow."
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