Grab your packages, whether they're big or small.
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Only two more days 'til Christmas.
There will be a post tomorrow (December 24th) followed by a couple of days off whilst The Mistress recuperates.
Friday, December 23, 2016
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I am so pleased with myself.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Pleased with yourself?
DeleteSo you should be, speaking of big packages!
I routinely grab my package.
ReplyDelete**placed confident kisses on Mistress as is proper**
DAMIEN: Your package is in the public domain.
DeleteAnd I was never prouder.
DeleteBoy, that's a switch. People and friends often tell me to stop grabbing my package.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: As if that could stop you.
DeleteCanadian Moment: Zamboni in a Tim Hortons drive-thru.
ReplyDeleteLX: Yes and your point is?
DeleteThis is Canada.
i could become accustomed to this.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: The Mistress, on behalf of Homeland Security, appoints you Official Package Inspector.
DeleteWHAT!!!!!!! Do you know how long the lines will be if Norma inspects!!!! She will never let go of the men. It'll be like trying to get a bone from a rabid dog! And let us not even discuss her cold hands or cavity seaches.
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: You'll have your chance this time next year.
DeleteDon't forget to wrap your package before giving it to the recipient.
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DeleteWell i just hope "Noel" has been a very good boy this year...
ReplyDeletePRINNY: We suspect you’ve got something for him, whether he’s been naughty or nice.
DeleteMy box has been fingered that many times it's gone a bit frayed at the edges.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Sounds like a challenge for The Great British Sewing Bee.
DeleteOr Valerie Singleton and her sticky-backed plastic. Jx
DeleteJON: I'll substitute the Guy Fawkes effigy with one of Drumpf.
DeleteJust reading up on Valerie Singleton. She was a bit of a goer, wasn't she?
We always had our suspicions... Jx
DeleteIt's why she never became Valerie Smug-Married...
DeleteJON & MR. DeVICE: It’s always the so-called “wholesome” ones you have to look out for.
DeleteIndeed. And there have been plenty more "Blue Peter "scandals" over the years... Jx
DeleteJON: Good heavens.
DeleteThe sordid backstage goings-on of children's telly.
I think his posing pouch might need a good scrub.... I can do that.... Or perhaps I can find a purple lurex pouch for him to wear... I know someone with a collection of such garments.
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MISS SCARLET: Please do not bring Mr. Beastie’s collection of purple Lurex posing pouches into this unless they’ve been thoroughly Febrezed and fumigated.
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