Friday, December 02, 2016

Filthy Friday – Oral Health Edition

Poor dental hygiene may hinder your ability to get an erection.



A study in The Journal of Sexual Medicine has shown that men with Erectile dysfunction are three times more likely to have gum disease than men who do not have Erectile dysfunction.

Brush your teeth, floss, and schedule routine visits to the dentist, Bitches.

20 comments:

  1. I best get out my opera glasses. What are we looking at anyway?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: We’re looking for his oral cavity, darling.

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  2. she needs fluoride, LOTS of fluoride.

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    1. NORMA: “Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?”

      “Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?”

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    2. well, that bedspread does look like it could've been bought in a moscow five & dime.

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    3. NORMA: Or found in a “Super 8” right here at home.

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  3. I miss those old-tyme dentist chairs with the little white porcelain sinks on the side.

    [looks for place to spit]

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    1. LX: Well, that answers the spit or swallow question.

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  4. Thank gawd you didn't photoshop Justin's head on that photo. Besides, this guy looks very Irish. No one could tell if he was erect or not!

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    1. JIMMY: Here’s Justin, waiting for the tooth fairy.

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    2. I see you're prepared for me!

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    3. It could mean that The Mistress is prepared for Justin, too ...

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  5. Pubic hairs make a good understudy for dental floss.

    **places clean, chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    1. DAMIEN: While The Mistress praises your resourcefulness, she asks you to not to floss at the dinner table.

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  6. A very interesting photograph. The subject shows weak white flesh, a beer belly and farmer's tan, sits in a pretty inconvenient position, and judging by his schlong's state'n shape feels uncomfortable. Perhaps a forced exhibition.
    But why would someone brush teeth on the bed ? Why is no white goo dripping from his (not-)fuming mouth ?
    Is there a toothbrush-fetish-sub-group we did not know about before ?

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    1. Thank you for asking on my behalf.

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    2. MAGO & LX’s FRIEND: After his trick shows up, there WILL be white goo dripping from his (not-) foaming mouth.

      Toothbrush fetish? I imagine there are a handful of people who are aroused by electric toothbrushes.

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  7. Scrub away, scrub away, scrub away the SR way.

    Ghastly bedspread.

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    1. MITZI: Previously, I had not considered the personal hygiene of punk rockers.

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