Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Shut Up and Drive

The MistressMobile is back on the road...


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Does anyone need a lift?
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24 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet7:50 AM, November 15, 2016

    Yes.
    Can I keep these two in my attic?
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress9:28 AM, November 15, 2016

      Is this part of your loft conversion plan?

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    2. Ms Scarlet9:29 AM, November 15, 2016

      I'm sure two strapping lads could raise the roof... and a few other things.
      Sx

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  2. normadesmond9:55 AM, November 15, 2016

    hmm, i see where the GPS is kept.

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    1. The Mistress10:51 AM, November 15, 2016

      NORMA: GPS can cause people to drive into the swamp.

      But since Trump’s going to drain the swamp, that won’t be a problem anymore, will it?

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    2. normadesmond8:27 PM, November 15, 2016

      recalculate indeed.

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  3. Damien11:38 AM, November 15, 2016

    Ill be just casually sitting between red pants legs.

    **places appreciative kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    1. The Mistress11:42 AM, November 15, 2016

      DAMIEN: With you in that position, I fear we'll need to wipe the windshield.

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    2. Damien5:21 PM, November 17, 2016

      I have a cloth Ma'am.

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  4. dinahmow1:09 PM, November 15, 2016

    I think those two *are* uplifted. Probably heard about Scarlet's attic

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    1. The Mistress8:29 PM, November 15, 2016

      DINAHMOW: What other secrets are in Miss Scarlet’s attic, one wonders?

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  5. Jon1:33 PM, November 15, 2016

    Here's an - ahem - appropriate song for the occasion... Jx

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    1. The Mistress8:30 PM, November 15, 2016

      JON: *shudder*

      Gary S. Paxton died this year. Not surprisingly, his death did not make the kind of headlines we saw with David Bowie or Prince.

      Here are a few of the “highlights” from Gary S. Paxton’s life…

      He married the first of his four wives when he was 17 and she was 14.

      Paxton was shot several times by hit men hired to kill him over a contract dispute with a country singer he was working with. He survived, only to run into troubles with the IRS and develop a near-fatal case of hepatitis C. He recovered and resumed his career, performing in a mask and cape as Grandpa Rock; “a sort of hillbilly Ozzy Osbourne.”

      And perhaps best of all…Tammy Faye Bakker had a crush on him.

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    2. Jon2:45 AM, November 16, 2016

      *Shudder* indeed. Jx

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    3. Anonymous9:26 AM, November 16, 2016

      These lives indeed are kind of surreal. These Americans must have something in their water.

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    4. The Mistress8:45 PM, November 16, 2016

      MAGO: You don’t want to be living downstream from that water supply.

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  6. mrpeenee3:22 PM, November 15, 2016

    Can you pick me up a six pack of tequila?

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    1. The Mistress8:31 PM, November 15, 2016

      PEENEE: Ask them yourself.

      Their names are Don Julio and Jose Cuervo.

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice4:45 PM, November 15, 2016

    Gosh! The new MistressMobile is really stripped down to basics, isn't it? There's barely any upholstery! Good job it's got a sturdy chassis and beautiful bodywork...

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    1. The Mistress8:32 PM, November 15, 2016

      MR. DeVICE: It needs a lube job, if you’re up for it.

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  8. LẌ9:33 PM, November 15, 2016

    By January those boys are going to regret their career choice!

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  9. eroswings11:21 AM, November 16, 2016

    I see Infomaniac is about to give Uber a run for the money. How much for the ride & what form of payment is expected for services rendered? I'm not seeing a card reader anywhere.

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    1. The Mistress8:45 PM, November 16, 2016

      EROS: You need to look harder for the card reader slot.

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