The Mistress is busy preparing for a handful of house guests who are staying for *gasp* a week and a half.
There are meals to plan, bed linens to launder, and general housekeeping drudgery to endure.
The Mistress is not the greatest hostess so THIS is what you can expect of me...
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I'll pop in occasionally to visit you but it's unlikely I'll be posting 'til the last guest has gone home. Sigh.
Sunday, May 15, 2016
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Have a fun do!
ReplyDeleteFIRST!?
Sxx
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
ReplyDeleteBenjamin Franklin
Were like two peas in a pod! I always keep plenty of hootch on hand for times like these. I also hate when those tricks turn into house guest, don't you?
ReplyDeleteAfter taking your guests to the canal, park, Parliament Hill, & museum tours, maybe they can help you exterminate that giant spider terrorizing the town. You're going to need a really big shoe.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you'll have a fabulous time. I find handing each guest a list of the chores they'll be expected to attend to is so very useful. It makes them feel at home.
ReplyDeleteit must be that time of year.
ReplyDeletei've got mother norma here for 2 weeks!
One and a half weeks - thought honeymoon was over ?
ReplyDeleteIt is sad when houseboys suddenly become guests...
ReplyDeleteI'm visiting friends in Ohio so that makes me close enough to wave.(flaps hand madly in a westward direction...)
ReplyDeleteI'll bet your guests are firefighters with big hoses. You are so charitable.
ReplyDeleteJust tell them its self-catering!
ReplyDeleteA spare key and a bus timetable is all they need. Jx
ReplyDeleteBy the time I finish the housework, I'm too tired to enjoy anyone's company.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
Poor You !
DeleteYou need some emergency fluffing.
AND a foot massage !
Have another gin enema (a GINEMA!) and grit your teeth. It'll all be over soon enough.
DeleteCan't you kick them out and turn your attention to us ? They all are "high maintenance" I think ...
ReplyDeleteThey're finally all gone but I'm too tired to turn my attention to you Bitches.
DeleteI'm going to take Mr. Peenee's advice and have a GINEMA.
Have two and call me in the morning.
Deletewhat could go wrong?
Delete... nothing, darling, noting ...
DeleteI mean this pic was taken before the big bang-off-of '71 ...