What's this??? Where's the vodka fountain? Where's the gincizzi, the bar??? We have to go to the head for refreshment? And the nibbles seem hard.......
1. don't get the canada dry mixed up with the pine-sol. 2. everything tastes better when it sits on a ritz, 3. can mistress' 2014 floor show be bested?
You have really pushed the boat out for your guests this year. Love the novelty Ritz cracker dispenser, do the crackers come with chef's special sauce?
Mmmm... The nibbles are a little cheesy, but at least they're low-fat!
ReplyDeleteCape Cod, shaken not flushed.
ReplyDeleteWhat's this??? Where's the vodka fountain? Where's the gincizzi, the bar??? We have to go to the head for refreshment? And the nibbles seem hard.......
ReplyDeleteI know that man in the fur. Regular life of the party.
ReplyDeleteThe range of drinks presumably includes this and this. I'll just have the snack! Jx
ReplyDelete1. don't get the canada dry mixed up with the pine-sol.
ReplyDelete2. everything tastes better when it sits on a ritz,
3. can mistress' 2014 floor show be bested?
Why is the fridge next to the toilet?
ReplyDeleteNever mind. Pretend I didn't ask!
Well, it's so you can get ice for your Mai Tais.
DeleteAnd get that bitch out of my stole, cause otherwise I'm going to prove it's not a party till somebody bleeds.
You have really pushed the boat out for your guests this year. Love the novelty Ritz cracker dispenser, do the crackers come with chef's special sauce?
ReplyDeleteMiracle Whip?
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