Casting Call for upcoming Easter Production. Wanted: Fit Young Men to play the role of Jesus.
Priests holding open auditions. You bring the fab abs, & the loincloth will be provided. Role requires some S&M--including whipping & bondage & the use of torture devices, costumes, & large wooden props.
Pass me the fainting chaise! Jx
ReplyDeletePS First. Hallelujah.
DeleteSmut-Free? I must have come to the wrong blog. Do excuse me.
ReplyDeleteSomeone died and went to heaven.
ReplyDeleteMore smut please. Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteSmut free Sunday? What is the world and Infomaniac coming to?
ReplyDelete"now, now boys, i can only fuck you one at a time."
ReplyDelete"Pull my finger. We'll work up from there"
ReplyDeleteAnd extra-smut Wednesdays I hope?
ReplyDeleteCasting Call for upcoming Easter Production.
ReplyDeleteWanted: Fit Young Men to play the role of Jesus.
Priests holding open auditions. You bring the fab abs, & the loincloth will be provided. Role requires some S&M--including whipping & bondage & the use of torture devices, costumes, & large wooden props.
....Dang... I came here expecting a knitting pattern... meanwhile, I am watching a half naked Aidan Turner on the telly. Best half naked man EVER.
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The above picture is also colloquially knowns as "Catholic Casserole".
ReplyDelete**chastely kisses Mistress feet as is proper**