Now I'm thinking it would be safer to eat at Chipotle's...
"if all goes according to plan." - What could possibly go wrong?::readies Passport, spare Broom, stomach-pumping kit, Boy-Butter™, Little Book of Infomaniac Faux-Pas::I won't need anything else, will I?
Crank up the gincuzzie and I'm sure all the rest will take of itself.
I see y'all have gotten the most important element of the party first: The Booze!
Is Party prep like the prep before a colonoscopy?
la mistressa's clanger needs heavy lubing this year so that her bell will operate at midnight. hostesses carry such burdens.
That's a very big finger.... or am I viewing on a very small screen after imbibing?Sx
Nothing says "Houseproud" more than having a fag over the sink with the water running...
Class with a capital "K". Jx
Only you two could make housedresses' look glamours.
I hope I'm ready in time, having to iron my crinolines with a coal-powered iron is quite daunting...
I thought it was a still from Eastenders with Pat Butcher and Ethel Skinner, after doing something lesbiany with a courgette Ethel is seen wiping off the lesidue with a tea towel.
I'd better get my party frock ready...
Now I'm thinking it would be safer to eat at Chipotle's...
ReplyDelete"if all goes according to plan." - What could possibly go wrong?
ReplyDelete::readies Passport, spare Broom, stomach-pumping kit, Boy-Butter™, Little Book of Infomaniac Faux-Pas::
I won't need anything else, will I?
Crank up the gincuzzie and I'm sure all the rest will take of itself.
ReplyDeleteI see y'all have gotten the most important element of the party first: The Booze!
ReplyDeleteIs Party prep like the prep before a colonoscopy?
ReplyDeletela mistressa's clanger needs heavy lubing this year so that her bell will operate at midnight. hostesses carry such burdens.
ReplyDeleteThat's a very big finger.... or am I viewing on a very small screen after imbibing?
ReplyDeleteSx
Nothing says "Houseproud" more than having a fag over the sink with the water running...
ReplyDeleteClass with a capital "K". Jx
ReplyDeleteOnly you two could make housedresses' look glamours.
ReplyDeleteI hope I'm ready in time, having to iron my crinolines with a coal-powered iron is quite daunting...
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a still from Eastenders with Pat Butcher and Ethel Skinner, after doing something lesbiany with a courgette Ethel is seen wiping off the lesidue with a tea towel.
ReplyDeleteI'd better get my party frock ready...
ReplyDelete