Friday, October 02, 2015

Now Accepting Memberships

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In memory of beloved Infomaniac Bitch, PIGGY, who passed away 5 years ago today, we are now accepting memberships in the CUNT CLUB.

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12 comments:

  1. LẌ9:30 PM, October 01, 2015

    I'd like membership card #1 for "a friend."

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  2. Mistress Maddie9:55 PM, October 01, 2015

    I was under the impression the CUNT CLUB was " full" and not taking in any further " members"

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  3. normadesmond11:12 PM, October 01, 2015

    i've got a cunt club hanging between my legs.
    oh look, it's peeking out from under my miniskirt!

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice3:22 AM, October 02, 2015

    I'd better have one, as I expect that little ginger cunt revoked my membership before he escaped this mortal coil.

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  5. Damien3:29 AM, October 02, 2015

    I would like one please. As the number 1 cunt feet kisser for many years, I believe I have earned it.

    Apologies for my absence. Life.

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  6. Princess5:36 AM, October 02, 2015

    Cunt me in Darling...

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  7. savannah2:49 PM, October 02, 2015

    damn, i thought i was already a member. but, wait, that might be the whore of babylon, west coast branch i'm thinking of. yes, please, Mistress. xoxoxox

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  8. Ms Scarlet4:11 PM, October 02, 2015

    I will be on hand to write out the certificates of membership, I have already designed a cunt coat of arms... but for now I will leave that to your imagination.
    SX

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  9. Anonymous5:17 PM, October 02, 2015

    Yes please.
    All the best for Tazzy.

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  10. mrpeenee3:48 AM, October 03, 2015

    Could you rush me the application? The free clinic was just asking about references.

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  11. The Mistress6:08 AM, October 03, 2015

    Speaking on behalf of Piggy, in Piggy's words, "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHA CUNTS!"

    Memberships all 'round.

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  12. Mitzi 6:40 AM, October 03, 2015

    I've been called allsorts of names in the past, including the above mentioned cunt. However, my favourite insult was being called 'a dog's marriage' by a well known local woman with mental health problems. I accidentally stepped out in front of her mobility scooter, I think she meant to say 'dog's breakfast'. When I had finished chuckling, I shouted back after her 'Well, at least I don't stink of piss!" I might as well join the club.

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