Sunday, August 02, 2015

While I'm Away...

Work on your tans, Bitches...


[via]

And remember to keep cool and clean...

[via]

See you in a couple of weeks.
Posted by at
Labels:

20 comments:

  1. Jon2:12 PM, August 02, 2015

    He may have a fab tan, but no cock to speak of... Jx

    ReplyDelete
  2. Mistress Maddie2:19 PM, August 02, 2015

    why that looks just like the swim suit I wore this vacation.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Inexplicable DeVice3:57 PM, August 02, 2015

    I have to ask: Suntan Tuesday Taylor, Erics "girlfriend" wouldn't live in, or be from Canada, would she?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Ms Scarlet4:44 PM, August 02, 2015

    I'm getting my tan from a bottle. Not a lot of sun here, just big wind.
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
  5. Princess6:00 PM, August 02, 2015

    *Shower Unit sold separately*

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. mrpeenee11:43 PM, August 02, 2015

      One always winds up paying for the unit, one way or another.

      Delete
  6. normadesmond12:45 AM, August 03, 2015

    cait jenner looked just like eric 2 weeks ago.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous10:37 AM, August 03, 2015

    Does Eric wear high heels ?

    And what do you mean by "weeks" ? After all this jet-setting, boat paddling, and ship travelling - you are finally on vacancy ? Oh dear ... see you in October ...

    ReplyDelete
  8. designing wally7:30 PM, August 03, 2015

    I want that shower curtain.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Burt Weston10:53 AM, August 08, 2015

    'Suntan Eric' is a whore.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Mitzi 11:01 AM, August 20, 2015

    Is Eric a Eunuch?

    ReplyDelete
  11. Anonymous5:09 PM, August 31, 2015

    Holy Shit Darling : Drag your [busy ?] ass over here & talk to us - its nearly four (!) (4 !) weeks now since you vanished in the mist ! DO you have an idea about how long this is in web-days, cat-years or fly-minutes ?
    It is damn long. And not Long-Don-Silver-long, but long & dry - NO, I will refrain from telling how dike dry this could be ...

    Those last living creatures who are left in the drying bog pont that once was a sparkling blogpool NEED you now ! Like a golden column from the sky we need the warmth and life you pour on us MJ - water us, we are rotting !

    If you do not come back, just kill us, your blog, your audience - eh ? Easy, eh ?!
    But do not let it stay hanging - all the kids are hung very well - just let us return to strength, thickness and stamina ?! And let MJ happen in B[l]ogland, she was a force, you know ?

    Ach ... perhaps it's just over ... a fading memory, like one of those taverns you used to visit, and now it's just another kebab-shop ... ach ...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ms Scarlet5:17 PM, August 31, 2015

      You pissed again, Mr Mags?
      I feel a Mary Hopkins tune coming on....
      Sx

      Delete
    2. Jon5:24 PM, August 31, 2015

      "Knock, Knock Who's There?"
      Jx

      Delete
    3. Ms Scarlet5:51 PM, August 31, 2015

      Knock, Knock... fits too, but I was thinking Those Were the Days... sorrowful wee thing, our Mary.
      I think Mr Mags has passed out now.
      Sx

      Delete
    4. Jon DeepBlue7:10 AM, September 01, 2015

      With all the trav'ling she's been doin', you'll have to bribe her with Air Miles

      Delete
  12. Anonymous8:00 PM, August 31, 2015

    Ey !
    I may be loaded a little bit, now and then. but I never was on a "Knock, Knock"-experience ... forget this Frenchman, GOd those were the days ...

    ReplyDelete
  13. The Mistress11:44 AM, September 01, 2015

    I'm tired, Bitches. It's all I can do to crawl into bed at night.

    Nonetheless, I've rallied 'round to post something.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)