Wednesday, July 08, 2015

Infomaniac Beach House

You're always welcome here at the newly established Infomaniac Beach House.


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What are you Bitches looking at?

40 comments:

  1. Clothing optional, right?

    *Tosses bikini in the trash then swan dives into the surf.

    FIRST!

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  2. I think they might be looking at Mr Pirate's wonderful arse.
    SX

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  3. Is that a great white..???

    Oh, it's just norma in her new bathing costume...

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    1. I still remember the nice conversation I had with your chest IDV.

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    2. Dread to think which part of Mr Devine's body I'd be having a conversation with, seeing as I'm a midget.
      Sx

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    3. Mr. DeVice’s body part can literally have a conversation.

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    4. Oh God, I remember that pic. It was scary enough the first time.
      Sx

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    5. But not as scary as my alleged Warty Wand!

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    6. Alleged. ALLEGED!!! My wand does not look like that!

      Where the Hell's Beast with that banana to divert attention from this?

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    7. Wait.....you have a warty wand?????* leaves out through the side entrance *

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  5. watching the pick-up truck laden with
    cans of crisco drive off and disappear
    into the horizon.

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  6. They're just doing Village People impressions.

    "They're signing up new seamen fast", apparently...

    Jx

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  7. Can we get in in writing there won't be to many crab outbreaks?

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  8. Does it have a shop? I'd like to send a saucy postcard

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    1. Well, there's always the Infomaniac Shopping Network but I'll consider setting up a shop at the Infomaniac Beach House as well, for all your saucy postcard needs.

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  9. I'll be inside, I burn so easily.

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    2. Peenee is a delicate hothouse flower.

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    3. Peenee is a delicate WHOREhouse flower.

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  10. The boys have a light moment when Major Sulk run into a midget at the beach. He gave them a hard time afterwards.

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    1. Have you ever considered writing cryptic crossword puzzles, Mr Mags?
      The answer to this one is 'cockles', isn't it?
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    2. Let's play hot cockles, I'll help with your hoodwink !

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    3. Are the hot cockles Birdseye?
      Sx

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    4. That's cress !

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    5. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!!!

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  11. Still as rude as fuck I see! Good girl... keep it up! ;o)

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  12. Hey Tazzy... Show us your map!

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