Sunday, March 29, 2015

A Stiff One

I don't know about you Bitches, but I could really use a stiff one...


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19 comments:

  1. That's what happens with prolonged snow...

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  2. You'll need to loosen those ankle-socks... Jx

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  3. That sure is a lot of pink padding there.

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  4. if i looked like melissa rivers, i'd need a stiff one too.

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  5. With a scrunchie. Were you examined?

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  6. *MWAH*
    I'm sure there are enough stiffies around - now recline and enjoy the foot massage ... no squealing this time.

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  7. Nothing worse than a floppy one.
    Sx

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  8. Looks like you have a bit too much fruit in you cocktail.. And your cocks!

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  9. So glad you had time to wax and tan.

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  10. Please, I never go anywhere without one.

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  11. What happened to your houseboys?

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  12. Looks like an album cover from the 80s and I'm trying to find a title for it.

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    1. The Shingles : "Clap for all", 1984

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  13. There has got to be a fondue set somewhere off camera.

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    1. It's behind the ghastly wicker sofa - Where else do you think Lars and Esteban have dipping theirs?

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    2. Lars & Esteban are just in for the promised Toast Hawaii.

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  14. You might have to settle for a flaccid one.

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