Have you seen a willy after its been out in the cold? They tend to shrivel up very, very small indeed. This gentleman, on the other hand, seems very pleased to see you.
Living in the UK, winter and summer are pretty much the same except for the biscuit selection available in Lidl's. Apologies for recycling your comment, Mr Peenee. Sx
That's about the size of it, Jon! But, apparently we're going to have a cold and frosty Christmas morning like in the days of yore. Santa will be able to leave his canoe at home this year. Sx
I'll believe my happy seasonal scenario when I see it; they've been completely wrong about it for the last three weeks. Look at us two, being British, and having a lengthy weather conversation. I must be away now to make tea. Sx
Hmmm.... Nice Crocs. Jx
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Deletewhy do the pool boys vanish
ReplyDeletewhenever you need a towel?
Have you seen a willy after its been out in the cold? They tend to shrivel up very, very small indeed. This gentleman, on the other hand, seems very pleased to see you.
ReplyDeleteLiving in San Francisco, winter and summer are pretty much the same except for the decorations at Macy's.
ReplyDeleteLiving in the UK, winter and summer are pretty much the same except for the biscuit selection available in Lidl's.
DeleteApologies for recycling your comment, Mr Peenee.
Sx
Slightly cooler drizzle. Jx
DeleteThat's about the size of it, Jon!
DeleteBut, apparently we're going to have a cold and frosty Christmas morning like in the days of yore. Santa will be able to leave his canoe at home this year.
Sx
Looking at the Met Office forecast, in London we might get some cold fog by Boxing Day followed by more rain, so same as usual really. Jx
DeleteI'll believe my happy seasonal scenario when I see it; they've been completely wrong about it for the last three weeks.
DeleteLook at us two, being British, and having a lengthy weather conversation. I must be away now to make tea.
Sx
Marie biscuit, dear? Jx
DeleteIt's turtleneck season, I see.
ReplyDeleteyou know something? That's the perfect way to dress for a downunder summer too...
ReplyDeleteIf he's in the cold any longer, he'll soon need to have his chestnuts roasting on an open fire, after frostbite has nipped at his hose (and holes).
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays!
And ten seconds later his smile turned to a frown as 'Little Homer' froze to the recliner...
ReplyDeleteO Canada, glorious-ly free-zing
ReplyDeleteYou should see him handling his "snowblower".
Deletewhy was my first thought: blue balls? xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteYeah, damn long night.
ReplyDeleteCome in from the cold? He'll have to warm it up with his hands first.
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