[thanks to Mr. DeVice at Infomaniac Publishing]
In my absence, the houseboys had to fend for themselves. You can read all about it in "Lord of the Houseboys: a tragic tale of houseboys fending for themselves."
So what have you Bitches been up to? Did I miss anything ... besides you?
We moved. It was hell. And now it's fall. Pardon my French, but fuck it all. Only your return provides a ray of light, carissima...
ReplyDeleteMUSCATO: Where there is cake, there is light.
DeleteYou missed cake. Franconian cake.
ReplyDeleteLX: I was just about to ask about Franconian cake but Mago just popped by to mention your adventures on the Rhine.
DeleteAre there photos?
You missed Mr Devine's really big adventure AND me saving the day. Yes, and LOTS of cake.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Did someone mention CAKE?
DeleteObviously I’m going to have to set aside a huge block of time soon to play catch-up and visit all your blogs.
*opens window*
ReplyDeleteYou missed Mr. LX on the Rhine. MsScarlet doing things with bottles. Norma sharing a picture of you. Peenee trying to buy something. Cookie being serious. Mitzi's turning into something morbid. IDV allowed Beast to gas me.The Pirate found out the truth about fackbook and is annoyed.
Foot massage ? Welcvome home.
MAGO: I’m going to need an entire day to catch up!
DeleteFoot massage? You said the magic words.
I've been crying all the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've missed everything.
Where the hell have you been?
Better come to Montreal soon and apologize!
Happy to have you back with us, ma chérie.
Je t'embrasse.
Jon
HUGGY JON: I was in Montreal for Pride Week.
DeleteWas that you on a float with a fleur de lis tattooed on your "fesses?"
I was standing next to him with the "crapaud" tattooed on my pelvis.
Deletebtw, we are celebrating Laura Secor's birthday today. She saved Canada from american assimilation. YAY!
Very few people even in Canada know that she's more than just chocolate.
xx
HUGGY JON: I can’t stop picturing Laura Secord poudings with the Simard Family.
DeleteOh dear... I'm moving to the states.
DeleteSo glad you made it back safely. Although I'm sure your heels are a wreck.
ReplyDeleteGROUCHY: How could my heels have possibly suffered any wear and tear?
Deletei had some elective surgery;
ReplyDeletea few of my glands needed tightening.
NORMA: It's common knowledge that certain bits of yours have slackened.
DeleteWell Marybelle Jola, I myself haven't been around much either. Between four big summer trips, one to Amsterdam, then trips to the mountains, and visiting guest the casa has been vacant. I'm surprised we didn't bump butts somewhere. I also hired three new houseboys for those who went awal.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: I'm surprised you have time to comment what with sucking AyeM8y's cock and all.
DeleteWell, other than worrying about the Houseboys, I finally got around to publishing our adventures with Ms Scarlet, LX, Mago, Eros, Norma & Beast in those two flying saucers. And, thankfully, no cake was farted on! Although, now you're back...
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: I shall be over when time permits to read your latest opus.
DeleteIn the meantime, I advise hiding your cakes in the pantry.
No way! That's the first place you'll look.
DeleteOh, and welcome back (I almost forgot). Hopefully things will be back to normal in no time!
Welcome back MJ ! I'll be back later, I just have to pop out.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Does “popping out” involve another jaunt to Gran Canaria or have you just had a wardrobe malfunction?
DeleteI'm so glad you found your way back. I knew having that chip inserted in you was a good idea.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Watch it, Bitch.
DeleteI may have had a chip inserted but I haven’t had my shots.
Yay welcome back and congratulations on you're early parole. You haven't missed a thing from a bunch of lazy bloggers. I think we're all a sad bunch when you're away.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: Turn that frown upside down.
DeleteIt’s permanently Happy Hour here at Infomaniac.
It's all been a haze...
ReplyDeletePlease refill the gincuzzi forthwith.
Jx
JON: The Gincuzzi? You’re soaking in it.
DeleteAnd thanks for Earth Wind & Fire’s "September" song, over at yours, which is STILL going round in my head.
*happy dancing* the bar is OPEN and fully stocked, sugar! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: As you can see here, I’ve found my way to the bar.
DeleteI've been sweatin' with the oldies.
ReplyDeleteTHOM: And by “oldies” you mean Norma.
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