Uterus!Yay! First!
MR. DeVICE: While it’s true that I could use a new uterus, it would look better with pink yarn.
*Emits a high pitched excitable squeal* Is she knitting a poodle soda siphon cover with pom-pom ears?
MITZI: It would be a friend to my crocheted bottle cover.
A "hipster" beanie? A full-body Arran suit? A clown mask? Could be anything, really... Jx
JON: Would you consider leading our next session of the Normadesmond Crafty Korner?
Telephone cozy!Did I win yet?
LX: Just the thing for Norma’s problem rotary telephone.p.s Don’t make me ban you for asking that question.
A non-shrinkable shower cap! Not to be confused with a non-shrinkable swimming hat.Sx
MISS SCARLET: I’m confused.
Socks, please let it be socks.
HAYWARD: Those toes look even worse when you click to enlarge.
Muff?!
JUDITH TREMAINE: Welcome to Infomaniac!There isn’t a muff big enough to cover Norma’s.
Thank you for the welcome Mistress. I'm a regular worshipper at your shrine.
JUDITH TREMAINE: It is customary, here on Infomaniac, to offer newcomers such as yourself, a slice of cake.
Helping the boys for war.
GROUCHY: Please try your link again (it gave a “server error” message) so we can see how Norma’s lending a patriotic hand.
Norma's knitting another cunt cozy?
COOKIE: I'm not convinced ANYTHING could make Norma's cunt cozy.
Little hats for courgettes.
HUGGY JON: Perfect for a Canadian winter, I might add.
A cozy for one of Jason's houseboys?
AYEM8Y: That poor young man not only needs a cozy, he needs a decent hair stylist.Where IS Jason, by the way?
Baby stuff.Do we hear the patter of dinydinybabyfeet in the near future ?
MAGO: I’ll throw my uterus out the window before THAT happens.
she put a gun to my head, threw ridiculous patterns in my lap and screamed, "CROCHET, YOU CUNT!" while she sipped umbrella drinks at the bar.
That's what you get for going on holiday with the old thing. Probably made you buy the drinks.
"Please can you make it wear big pants. And a knitting pattern would be nice."
NORMA, PEENEE & MAGO: Norma had the Travelling Gin Company on speed dial.
Uterus!
ReplyDeleteYay! First!
MR. DeVICE: While it’s true that I could use a new uterus, it would look better with pink yarn.
Delete*Emits a high pitched excitable squeal* Is she knitting a poodle soda siphon cover with pom-pom ears?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: It would be a friend to my crocheted bottle cover.
DeleteA "hipster" beanie? A full-body Arran suit? A clown mask? Could be anything, really... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Would you consider leading our next session of the Normadesmond Crafty Korner?
DeleteTelephone cozy!
ReplyDeleteDid I win yet?
LX: Just the thing for Norma’s problem rotary telephone.
Deletep.s Don’t make me ban you for asking that question.
A non-shrinkable shower cap! Not to be confused with a non-shrinkable swimming hat.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: I’m confused.
DeleteSocks, please let it be socks.
ReplyDeleteHAYWARD: Those toes look even worse when you click to enlarge.
DeleteMuff?!
ReplyDeleteJUDITH TREMAINE: Welcome to Infomaniac!
DeleteThere isn’t a muff big enough to cover Norma’s.
Thank you for the welcome Mistress. I'm a regular worshipper at your shrine.
DeleteJUDITH TREMAINE: It is customary, here on Infomaniac, to offer newcomers such as yourself, a slice of cake.
DeleteHelping the boys for war.
ReplyDeleteGROUCHY: Please try your link again (it gave a “server error” message) so we can see how Norma’s lending a patriotic hand.
DeleteNorma's knitting another cunt cozy?
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: I'm not convinced ANYTHING could make Norma's cunt cozy.
DeleteLittle hats for courgettes.
ReplyDeleteHUGGY JON: Perfect for a Canadian winter, I might add.
DeleteA cozy for one of Jason's houseboys?
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: That poor young man not only needs a cozy, he needs a decent hair stylist.
DeleteWhere IS Jason, by the way?
Baby stuff.
ReplyDeleteDo we hear the patter of dinydinybabyfeet in the near future ?
MAGO: I’ll throw my uterus out the window before THAT happens.
Deleteshe put a gun to my head, threw ridiculous patterns in my lap and screamed, "CROCHET, YOU CUNT!" while she sipped umbrella drinks at the bar.
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get for going on holiday with the old thing. Probably made you buy the drinks.
Delete"Please can you make it wear big pants. And a knitting pattern would be nice."
DeleteNORMA, PEENEE & MAGO: Norma had the Travelling Gin Company on speed dial.
Delete