We've been spying. We've planted our detectives in the shadow of filing cabinets, beneath receptionists' desks, in business houses big and small everywhere--and we're pretty fed up with their findings.
It seems the working woman at work is given to GIRDLE HITCHING!
We here at Infomaniac feel that a word to the wise might come in handy--and if you don't like our words, have a look at our pictures, and think about your business behaviour.
All of those are problematic at Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteLX: Thus speaketh the office Romeo.
DeleteDon’t think we haven’t noticed.
Well, I don't know how to tell you this, bit I broke every office etiquette rule. And I sure hope you didn't have cameras under my desk!?! Or in my office for that matter
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Since this is voting day in Scotland, I’ve got the kilt cam turned on!
Deletei ALWAYS distracted men in the office with my "too feminine attire," but all they did was throw mimeograph machines at me.
ReplyDeletethey're heavy & they hurt.
NORMA: Not only did you hitch your girdle, you removed it!
DeleteI have often said that the LOUDEST thing that can be said in an office is a whisper.
ReplyDeleteCookie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
DeleteSo, sitting on the Xerox is a no-no..?
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Xeroxing your arse is a recipe for disaster.
DeleteWeird, no mention of tea and biscuit consumption...?
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The things I would do for the last Lemon Puff. Happy days.
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MISS SCARLET: We’ve heard tales that you’ve been dunking your lemon puff about the office.
DeleteI always loved the way men would look at me as I passed in my polka dot MC Hammer balloon pants. I had many office romances on the teletype machine.
ReplyDeleteGROUCHY: You are clearly in violation of the don’t distract men with your too feminine attire rule.
DeleteDon't gossip?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the whole point at working then?
HUGGY JON: Money, last I checked.
DeleteI've known MJ as an inveterate Girdle Hitcher from way back.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Don’t make me republish that photo of you and Norma in your foundation garments.
DeleteIs there anything in this etiquette manuel regarding, office supply closet blowjobs?
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: That is a chapter that is yet to be written and you’re the man to do it.
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