If you're at loose ends while we're away, here's a little diversion for you.
The Nostalgia Machine will take you back to your misspent youth.
Simply choose a year from the drop-down menu, and a smorgasbord of music videos from that year will appear. Click here to go back to your heyday. Happy listening!
p.s. Norma is having a sulk because it doesn't go back past 1960.
It doesn't go forward to the year 2525 either.
ReplyDeleteMr Swings and I have successfully forwarded to 2025, if that's any help, Mr Lax?
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, 1984 here I come....
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wanna see the pool empty like a boat
ReplyDeletefull of piranha was just dumped in it?
"OOPSIE! SORRY GIRLS,
I JUST WEE-WEED A LITTLE!"
I don't think that's what MJ meant when she said, "loose ends."
DeleteNorma can't help it at the age. You can't hold back what you can't hold in your hand.
Deletei forgot how to do my kegels.
DeleteI’ve had to take Norma shopping.
DeleteI like the Nostalgia Machine. It's like a TARDIS. Except it reminds you that Huey Lewis and the News really did exist, and not just in your nightmares. Jx
ReplyDeleteHe was performing in Canada last week.
DeleteI gave it a miss.
Darling, nothing goes back past 1960. Except, possibly, your regrets.
ReplyDeleteAnd, man, is 1985 ever a dreadful musical year.
ReplyDeleteSussudio still haunts us in elevators and supermarkets.
DeleteI'm still waiting for a heyday.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll pick 1066
The Norman Invasion is always good for a few laughs.
Deletewell smarty pants, i was
Deleteborn in 1068, so there!
If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain then 1980 could be the year for you.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you like dancing naked in the rain, then 1990's the year for you! Jx
DeleteIt's raining men! Amen!
DeleteNorma's hoping THIS is the year.
drought, since the norman invasion.
Deletebut at least there was an invasion, once.
Have you both joined a synchronized swimming tour?
ReplyDeleteLet us know where the next show is so we can get tickets to watch you both put on those sparkly costumes and fierce expressions as you dance and swim across the pool and scissor those legs high in the air.
I am particularly enjoying the 90s on the Nostalgia Machine. Hard to believe I didn't get the parachute pants that were in vogue back then (thanks MC Hammer!), though, I did sport a mullet for a short while.
Is that a Mars bar I spy floating behind you?
ReplyDeleteOh, and I've been stuck in the Nostalgia Machine's 1988 with Phil Collins, Billy Ocean, The Bangles, Michael Jackson, INXS, Belinda Carlisle and the like. Well, until I visitied Mago's and am now firmly entranched in 1970.
DeleteDid someone mention Mars Bars?
DeleteClear the pool!
ever the hostess!
DeleteI'd like to hear the hits of 1590 to 1618, like rock me Monteverdi, gimme Gibbons, frickin' Frescobaldi & stuff ...
ReplyDeleteShit! Did anyone remember to feed and water the houseboys?!?
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ReplyDeletewe've finally gotten out of the pool.
ReplyDeleteCAKE! At my place!
ReplyDeleteheavy on the buttah cream, please.
Deleteare y'all back yet, sugar? i've re-stocked the bar...xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteOK. It's been a month now. You'd better get yo arse back in here and sit on that cake!
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Armagnac.
ReplyDeleteThe gincuzzi's dried up! J
ReplyDeleteWe've all dried up :-(
ReplyDeleteSx
The vodka fountain is rusty.
ReplyDeleteTastes like single malt now.
Last time I heard, our dear ladies had taken the vow of chastety and enter the congregation of the Missionary Sisters of the Holy Frigidaire and are now living in a convent in Tuktoyaktuk (that's a real place btw. Metallica even did a concert there.)
ReplyDeleteI am fed up with your absence now. You can take a joke so far, you know!
ReplyDeleteAnyhow...
Please can you make it wear big pants. And a knitting pattern would be nice.
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Eh ?
ReplyDeleteOh !
ReplyDeleteOK Marjorie June! Time Out is over.
ReplyDeleteI've dropped by to fill the water dish for the unfortunate folks in the oubliette.
ReplyDelete*Febrezes liberally and exits*
ReplyDeletemiss thing's giving us a moment.
DeleteCome back here immediately!
DeleteAll my comments and pants are being swallowed by comment moderation.
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Fuck! A ghost! Jx
Deletewhy the fuck did my comment not get published?
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteI am having such a blast perusing your wonderful posts and cadre of clever, comical and catty commentators.
I started my walk down memory lane with "69", the year I entered Junior High.
ciao xxxooo
Oh thats why it doesn't show up...ignore one of these ..see I don't even know how to fucking write a comment anymore.
ReplyDeleteLove you, miss you, hope you're fine.
Whatever happened to MJ? Do you remember her? Or "her?" Big tranny that used to smell funny, but could hold her liquor.
ReplyDeleteGoodness gracious me. I'd forgotten that "comment moderation" on my blog is set up to kick in after "x" number of days.
ReplyDeleteApologies, Bitches!
or did someone just wake up with some
ReplyDeleteromeo morningwood scratching her thigh?
I wouldn't say no to romeo's morningwood.
Deleteand still more of that approval shit!
ReplyDeleteOk, ok...I just reset comment moderation so that it's for posts older than 60 days instead of 31 days.
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