Monday, June 30, 2014

Canada Day is Coming

Canada Day is coming...



Canada celebrates its 147th birthday tomorrow.

However, on July 1st we'll be celebrating the birthday of another Grande Olde Dame.

Come back tomorrow and see for yourselves, Bitches.

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27 comments:

  1. LẌ6:22 AM, June 30, 2014

    Antici... pation!

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  2. normadesmond6:41 AM, June 30, 2014

    i think i might know someone who's
    celebrating her 147th birthday tomorrow as well.

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    1. The Mistress12:36 PM, June 30, 2014

      NORMA: She’s one of my favourite old broads and she’s surprisingly on-the-ball for that age.

      And she keeps the foundation garment industry in business.

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  3. Anonymous7:11 AM, June 30, 2014

    Canadian writing skills are not yet fully developed - is it an "E" or an "F" ?

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    1. The Mistress12:36 PM, June 30, 2014

      MAGO: Eh?

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    2. Jon DeepBlue1:49 PM, June 30, 2014

      It was an "L" and was supposed to be followed by an "O" to complete the name of the brand to GIGO-LO but someone was very hungry, if you see what I mean.

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    3. Mitzi 7:02 PM, June 30, 2014

      I'm still none the wiser. I thought it read 6160.

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  4. CyberPete9:47 AM, June 30, 2014

    Will you be eating the very politically incorrect Putin dish?

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    1. The Mistress12:36 PM, June 30, 2014

      CYBERPETE: Are you referring to the Canadian holy trinity of fries, gravy and cheese curds?

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    2. Ms Scarlet12:41 PM, June 30, 2014

      I think Pete was calling you a Grande Old Dame. Not that I'm stirring or nuffink.
      Sx

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    3. Inexplicable DeVice2:48 PM, June 30, 2014

      Bwah hah hah ha!

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  5. Ms Scarlet10:12 AM, June 30, 2014

    My goodness, it's the FRCG shorts competition!!!
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress12:37 PM, June 30, 2014

      MISS SCARLET: Help me out here… FRCG Shorts?

      Freakin’ Red Canadian ----- ?

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    2. Ms Scarlet12:39 PM, June 30, 2014

      Freakin' Red Canadian Gnome Shorts!
      Sx

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    3. The Mistress12:47 PM, June 30, 2014

      Thank you, Miss Scarlet.

      Perhaps I need to make a tinfoil thinking cap.

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    4. Jon DeepBlue1:44 PM, June 30, 2014

      I mis-read it as FROG competition.

      I took it quite personnaly actually.

      *pouts*

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    5. Inexplicable DeVice2:47 PM, June 30, 2014

      Freakin' Red Cum-Glazed Shorts?

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  6. eroswings11:36 AM, June 30, 2014

    And like all things Canadian, it'll involve something sticky and a beaver!

    Happy Birthday, Canada! Thanks for the bacon and maple syrup!

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    1. The Mistress12:37 PM, June 30, 2014

      EROS: Bacon, maple syrup, and don’t forget the caulking gun!

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    2. Jon DeepBlue1:46 PM, June 30, 2014

      And Justin Bieber.

      And Céline...


      And I am SO banned, aren't I?

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    3. Anonymous8:49 PM, June 30, 2014

      Arn't crocs a Canadian invention too ?

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  7. Jon DeepBlue1:45 PM, June 30, 2014

    I see that Mistress has kept my underwear fresh from last year's celebration. What is her secret?

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  8. LẌ4:53 PM, June 30, 2014

    Will there be a contest? I'm asking for "a friend."

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  9. designing wally5:52 PM, June 30, 2014

    Now I won't be able to sleep!

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  10. Mitzi 7:04 PM, June 30, 2014

    I might try that putain dish, but could one use a baked potato instead of chips, because I'm dieting?

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  11. The Mistress11:36 PM, June 30, 2014

    Mistress MJ must go to bed.

    But first, she will publish the July 1st post.

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