A man was reportedly doing naked push-ups right before a vehicle struck and killed him in Portland, Oregon on Sunday.
Police officers responded after receiving a call about a man running naked in traffic. They received other calls reporting that the man was doing push-ups in the roadway and was struck by a vehicle. He died at the scene.
Let this be a reminder to you not to play in the middle of the road. Instead, we invite you to use the Infomaniac Gymnasium.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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Yet another excellent example of natural selection in action, as Norma mentioned in the previous post.
ReplyDeleteYet another excellent example of road trash. People should have listened to Lady Bird Johnson.
ReplyDeleteAre push ups advisable anywhere? With or without clothes?
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Ah yeah ... a bit carried away, good man ... care for some mushrooms ?
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Talk about a different take on a speed bump.
ReplyDeleteah yes, that rare desert flower
ReplyDeletethat springs forth from asphalt.
where's another semi when you need one?
You can see the driver tried to stop by the long skid mark :/
ReplyDeleteIs this really a separate Public Service Announcement or merely an extension of the "Please do not drive distracted" one? The two seem related somehow.
ReplyDeleteYAY! BEE-BEE-DEE-BOP - STRECH - SLAP!
ReplyDeleteThe man in the photo is just asking for me to park my bike.
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