Please do not drive distracted.
In other words, no phoning, texting or checking your emails...
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No applying makeup or curling your eyelashes...
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And no obstructing the steering wheel...
♫Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel♫
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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I dread to think what the police would think if they stopped me now and saw what I am typing...
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KIDDING. I am indoors... AND I AM FIRST!!!!!
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As a pedestrian, Mistress MJ has had numerous close-calls by drivers on their phones.
DeleteWhen they realized they'd almost hit me, some of them looked shocked and horrified but most of them just smile as if to say, "Oops, well, have a nice day."
I often get distracted in the summer months when the young men walk around wearing next to nothing, with their hands down their shorts, fiddling. I've even mounted the kerb on a few occasions.
ReplyDeleteJust the kerb, dear? Jx
DeleteI misread "kerb" as "kabob."
DeleteEasy riders ?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Joy-ridin!
DeleteUh oh. I'm guilty of all three of these infractions at the same time while working out of my car. Sometimes I get confused and curl a tricks pubic hair and get lipstick all over his dick.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: ♫Lipstick on you collar told a tale on you
DeleteLipstick on you collar said you were untrue♫
wonder what manufacturer
ReplyDeletesupplies that brand of air bag?
NORMA: Crash Test Dummies?
Delete♫Well, I'm a standin' on a corner
ReplyDeleteIn Winslow, Arizona
Such a fine sight to see
It's a girl my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me♫
Fantasy. Sorry.
LX: Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.
DeleteWhile Mistress MJ is on her soapbox, here are two distracted driving tales:
ReplyDeleteRead about this woman as a cautionary tale.
She was driving to work when the “Happy” song spurred her to pull out her Smartphone and take a few “selfies”and share her feelings on Facebook.
She crashed her car and died.
And in the “some people never learn” category, meet Canada’s most distracted driver.
He’s racked up 26 distracted driving tickets and more than $4,300 in fines since 2010.
certainly a sad story, but....could technology
Deletebe nature's way of thinning the herd?
Right you are, Norma. Survival of the fittest. And not just regarding technology.
DeleteAs an example, just this morning I watched a woman cross the street despite the red light and a car approaching. Thankfully, the driver was alert but that pedestrian's days are numbered if she continues on like that.
People are idiots.
Obviously, I am in a mood.
Sometimes.
DeleteMAGO: From the band that brought us 'PC Idiots'
Deleteheard today on the radio:
Deletewoman calls in to complain that she was given a $108 ticket because she put her year sticker on the wrong side of her license plate.
here, the month is imprinted on the plate, on the left side. the right side is for the "year sticker." this einstein took her year sticker & covered the month!
will the fine make her smarter?
I think that I am also in a mood... I vote for some moody blog posts... perhaps a moody week?
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MISS SCARLET: Moody Week sounds good.
DeleteI'm not sure I could limit it to one day such as a Moody Monday.
Tempestuous Tuesday? Thumping Thursday? Furious Friday? Whiplash Wednesday?
DeleteSx
Thursday is always the most difficult to name.
DeleteThermonuclear Thursday? Thrombosis Thursday?
Having a Strop Sunday.
Deletehope that strop sundae has sprinkles on it!
DeleteI think Thermonuclear Thursday has a ring to it...
ReplyDeleteSx
Thermovest Tuesday ?
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