But have you sampled the other side of German cuisine? Behold. German cocktail weenies and Cheese Crack...
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Translated into English as "DEAD GRANDMA," Tote Oma consists of minced blood sausage fried with onions and bacon (recipe may vary according to regional preferences.) This dish is also known as “Verkehrsunfall” or "TRAFFIC ACCIDENT."
Guten Appetit!
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ReplyDeleteso, dead grandma will now be served in the
infomaniac cafeteria? better get bigger bowls.
NORMA: This one comes with a butter spreader.
DeleteKatzengungen (Cat Tongues) are also on the menu!
ReplyDeleteLX: I wish I could unsee that.
DeleteYikes, I'm scared to think what "Dead Grandpa" tastes like.
ReplyDeleteJASON: You have to take out your dentures to eat it.
Delete*Burp*
ReplyDeleteSorry. You have a can of Blaue Zipfel at hand ?
Tote Oma is made from Pinkel (the wurst, not the vegetable). Or Hackgrütze. Teheee ... no you do not want to know what is in it.
One could have some Bubespitzle aside & a Nonnenfürzle for dessert. Or Katzenzungen - but they are damn tiny and it's really a Gfret to rip them out each and single.
MAGO: When you say the word “Hackgrütze,” it sounds like you’re coughing up a furball.
DeleteApparently, “Bubespitzle” means “boy’s little tip.” Let’s not explore that any further.
Also called Schupfnudeln or Dràdewixpfeiferl.
DeleteHackgrütze and all the similar stuff done properly by your local butcher (who knows the name of the swine he kills and turns into sausage) is less disgusting as what comes out of a can, wurst-shaped. The big meat factories use basically anything of the animals, be it cattle, chicken or swine. So I stay with the green side dishes and the Perlis and skip the cocktail-(!)-Würscht'l.
And further north than Germany, there is "Lappkok: This charmingly-named concoction consists of blodpalt--a dumpling made with reindeer blood and wheat or rye flour--served with reindeer bone marrow."
ReplyDeleteBloody hell! Jx
JON: You can’t afford to take the piss what with your “Spotted Dick” and “Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots.”
DeleteDarling - at least we don't have chips covered in the solid parts of soured milk and gravy! I think I'd prefer "dead Granny". Jx
DeleteLet's have some Saumagen instead.
DeleteJON: Cheeky bitch.
DeleteMAGO: I saw NORMA smuggle a Saumagen out of the Infomaniac Grocery Store between her legs.
May have been a large Kugel ...
DeleteDear gods! I think even the cauldron wouldn't have that stuff inside it!
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: Did you know that Beast uses your cauldron to wash his posing pouch?
DeleteUgh! No wonder the non-stick lining has dissolved.
DeleteMR. DeVICE: Bin it.
DeleteOh, Jon has said it all for me :-)
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Cheeky mare.
DeleteGerm, man, GERMS!!!!
ReplyDeleteHUGGY JON: Are you going to defend our national dish or not?
DeleteLet us hope that this doesn't evolve into a Poutine-Aid concert featuring other Canuck "national treasures" such as Celine Dion and Justin Bieber. Jx
DeleteJON: Thanks for not mentioning Avril Lavigne.
DeleteNor Carly Rae Jepsen. Whatever that is. Jx
DeleteJON: If that annoying hit song of hers gets into my head today, I'm holding you personally responsible.
DeleteBeebeedeebop - Stretch - CLAP!
DeleteKraftwurst!
ReplyDeleteLX: It's all fun and games until someone loses a googly eye.
DeleteI think he made them himself from Flohspiel-chips.
DeleteMAGO: I don’t want to fear choking on a Flohspiel whilst I’m eating my wurst.
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