Thursday, February 20, 2014

On the Road Again

And this time, I'm taking Norma with me!...



See you when I see you, Bitches.
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  1. Ms Scarlet6:10 AM, February 20, 2014

    Sigh.
    Beware sleeping policemen... they might give Norma the hump.
    Sx

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  2. Princess6:45 AM, February 20, 2014


    It's nice to see Norma getting out a good airing...
    The rope across her knees is a nice touch MJ... Is it a safety device?... Or is it to stop her gown from blowing up and exposing her secret lady place in the rear view mirror?...

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  3. Anonymous7:15 AM, February 20, 2014

    I bet the old darling is heared screaming things like "Faster ! Deeper ! Go, pussycat, GO !"
    Saves to use the horn.

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  4. Jon DeepBlue9:17 AM, February 20, 2014

    Bon voyage, ma chérie. And if I were you, I'd ditch the old bitch. She's only gonna give you lots of trouble.

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  5. normadesmond9:58 AM, February 20, 2014

    there's nothing like a lung-full of
    exhaust to keep one in the pink.

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  6. Mistress Maddie11:04 AM, February 20, 2014

    Well Norma already can't hear, so she may as well get black lung. Now make tracks bitch!

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  7. designing wally8:19 PM, February 20, 2014

    Who's gonna pick the bugs outta norma's teeth..?

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    1. Jon DeepBlue9:27 PM, February 20, 2014

      She got teeth?!?

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    2. Princess8:30 AM, February 21, 2014

      careful Huggy Jon... or the old girl might just bury them in your arse as proof?

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    3. normadesmond11:16 AM, February 24, 2014

      damn her, she zooms thru
      the drive-thrus and i get bupkiss!

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  8. CyberPete8:00 AM, February 22, 2014

    Bon voyage

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  9. ayeM8y10:34 PM, February 23, 2014

    Is there something wrong with this picture?

    In the South we're proud of our crazy folks...so much so we wheel them out and put them on display.


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  10. Unknown4:09 PM, February 25, 2014

    Is she travelling First Class? It certainly looks like it...

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  11. eroswings4:28 AM, February 26, 2014

    I've seen the weather reports and it might be prudent to have a winter coat on hand. I'm sure the IKEA monkey can lend Norma the winter jacket to keep her warm on those snowy days.

    Drive safely on your drug run. And remember to smile and be polite to the Mounties and they won't pull you over for a strip search at the checkpoints.

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  12. Mitzi 9:14 AM, February 26, 2014

    Driving back and forth over a cattle grid will give her a thrill like no other.

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  13. Thombeau11:54 PM, February 27, 2014

    Just figures, I stop by and you're not home!

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  14. Anonymous5:20 PM, February 28, 2014

    Ah dear ...

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  15. Mistress Maddie9:56 PM, March 04, 2014

    I sure hope MJ is returning soon, the boys have run off, the dump is even in worst shambles, and the vodka fountain was mold growing last I looked and pussies are running around in numbers. It makes Grey Gardens look like a palace by the sea.

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    1. mrpeenee12:16 AM, March 07, 2014

      Sounds like the usual Infoamniac story to me.

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  16. Anonymous9:40 AM, March 11, 2014

    What do You think ?

    A) She run away with Elmo.

    B) She's on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

    C) She's kidnapped by the Yakuza - again.

    D) She has had a revelatory experience and joined the order of St.Dil as sister "Heavens yeah!"

    Better explanations welcome.

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    1. Jon DeepBlue10:08 AM, March 11, 2014

      She got a small part in a horror flick.

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    2. Jon3:52 PM, March 11, 2014

      She may well be in Kenya, Jx

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    3. Anonymous6:09 PM, March 11, 2014

      Coitus&Carnage - thanks for showing me the direction, dear Jon DeepBlue

      Ah, I don't know Jon, shouldn't be there some gutted teacher carcasses or something then ?

      I think she left it all behind and went back to the origins and is knitting again - you know that Infomaniac started as a nice knitting blog, don't you ?

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    4. Mitzi 6:00 AM, March 17, 2014

      She's at Sochi Paralympics, going for gold in the wheelchair curling event. Go for it MJ!

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    5. Anonymous6:35 AM, March 17, 2014

      I believe she's in Iceland.

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  17. savannah5:06 PM, March 13, 2014

    i miss you, sugar. xoxoxox

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  18. Ms Scarlet5:57 PM, March 13, 2014

    :-(
    Sx

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  19. Anonymous9:32 PM, March 19, 2014

    It's one month now since you vanished Darling. You should be done now with all these aliens.
    I play the blues since you you'll return.

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