Ikea is on my shit list as they removed a lesbian couple from the ikea catalog distributed in Russia. Which reminds me, it is time for me to return to the Russian Front. Putin's anti gay games are in a few weeks. Never trust a Russian.
Piss on the monkey; let's talk about IKEA. Bitch got all snotty with me at the loading area when he said that my 6 ft. bookcase kit wouldn't fit in my Mini Cooper. Told that ho to cut it in half and I'd have 2 three ft. bookcases. Got even snottier and asked me if I was crazy. I proudly said yes and had anger management issues and he was about to see a demo.
Monkey Claus likes meatballs..!
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DeletePoor baby. I wonder what he's up to these days.
ReplyDeleteIkea is on my shit list as they removed a lesbian couple from the ikea catalog distributed in Russia. Which reminds me, it is time for me to return to the Russian Front. Putin's anti gay games are in a few weeks. Never trust a Russian.
ReplyDeleteah, if i could only return to those carefree days when
ReplyDeletea monkey and a hylktström picture hook could make
the year seem bright.
We need to get some gerbils to dress up as elves now and Christmas will be complete.
ReplyDeleteCan the monkey assemble flat pack furniture?
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Does one get one free with every purchase?
ReplyDeleteMonkey Chic!
ReplyDeleteSashay shantay!
DeleteLike the monkey, I always feel a little lost and abandoned in the IKEA maze.
ReplyDeleteLooks so damn happy, that monkey.
ReplyDeletePiss on the monkey; let's talk about IKEA. Bitch got all snotty with me at the loading area when he said that my 6 ft. bookcase kit wouldn't fit in my Mini Cooper. Told that ho to cut it in half and I'd have 2 three ft. bookcases. Got even snottier and asked me if I was crazy. I proudly said yes and had anger management issues and he was about to see a demo.
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