Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Bring Out the Disco Ball, Bitches!

Bring out the disco ball, Bitches. It's New Year's Eve!


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Happy New Year!

29 comments:

  1. Oh darling that is soooo last year!
    Happy New one to you anyway... although I think you still have a few more hours to go of the old year yet!

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    1. Happy New Year, Prinny!

      I see it’s already January 1st in Australia!

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  2. The Mistress demonstrates her skills at handling balls!

    Happy New Year!

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    1. LX: I do what I can with what I have.

      Merry 2014!

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  3. I hope you have a healthy, prosperous and super-fun spin around the Sun this year. I've long since abandoned trying to implement high-minded resolutions and drastic behavioral modifications at 12:01 on January 1st...now I just aim nice & low and try to be reasonably charming and not utterly tedious by 12:02.
    Love you MJ..stay warm & safe..muwah!

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    1. DONN: Nice and low?

      Well in that case, I’ll aim below the belt.

      Or as you like to call it, the “swimsuit area.”

      Mwah!

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  4. leave it to her to mirror the first
    testicle she's touched all year.

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  5. Miss MJ, is it a mirror-ball or just a fancy wrecking ball?

    Happy New Queer, either way!

    My New Years' Resolutions are (1) to try lesbianism (2) go to the gym more often (3) to raise over £1 million pounds for my new registered charity "Fly Fanny to the Bahamas for Winter" (4) to be kind to my bees (5) to drug Belladonna, my maid, and place her in a homebuilt rocket and fire it towards the moon. (6) No more random sex in remote laybys (7) to turn my house into a zoo (8) to learn to drive (9) to crochet a woollen hat and send it to every Prime Minister/President in every country in the world (10) to try and reduce my annual spend on clothes to below £250,000. (11) to launch my revolutionary new diet programme entitled "A Cock A Day Keeps the Doctor Away".

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    1. FANNY LOVE: I am rather taken aback by the thought of flying fannies.

      First we had flying penises, now it’s flying fannies!

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    2. Those flying penises of yours are simply divine. I would love to wallpaper my bedroom ceiling in them!

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  6. If you must only have one ball....make it big and sparkly! Happy New Year Mistress!

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    1. TOPHER: The Infomaniac ball has been shined and polished so thoroughly that I can see myself in it!

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  7. happy new year, sugarpie!! i've hung the disco ball already, so to speak... xoxoxoxoox

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    1. Happy New Year, Miss Savannah AND a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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  8. "I like big balls and I can not lie...."
    Wait, what?
    Oh yeah....
    happy new years to you too!

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    1. JASON: I like 'em big and swingin' to and fro.

      Happy New Year to the man who lives in my favourite American city.

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  9. Happy New Years MJ! We were going to bring out Mistress Maddie's balls but figured it to much work, and someone might get injured.

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  10. Here's to 2013. 2014 has to be better!

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  11. Flying penises, swinging balls, drugging maids,flying fannies, makes my stay at Sputnik Recovery Unit and Massage Parlor seem as if I was with the normal people.

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  12. Even though I was Banned I just had to stop in and wish you A Very Happy New Year!!! No one serves smut better! Or has perkier tits! Well, when floating in water. KISSES!!!!

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  13. That's a whopper!

    Happy New Year MJ!

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  14. Oh, kids, here's to another new year - let's just hope 2014 goes better than 1914 did...

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  15. I love the nite life, I got to boogie,
    on the discooo 'round, yeah...

    Have The Grooviest New Year Ever,
    you far out chick...

    xoxox
    w

    I love the nite life, I got to boogie,
    smells like amyl nitrate in heeere, yeah.

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  16. Thanks to all who popped by to ring in the New Year.

    The first post of 2014, starring YOU, the Infomaniac Bitches, is up.

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