Thursday, October 24, 2013

Suck It Up

When I asked one of the Houseboys to do the housework and to "suck it up," this is NOT what I meant...


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  1. Princess7:25 PM, October 24, 2013

    There's nothing worse than a Dusty Knob...
    No wait!... I think a Crusty Knob might be worse...
    Firsties!

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  2. designing wally7:39 PM, October 24, 2013

    Well that just sucks...

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  3. Jon8:14 PM, October 24, 2013

    "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux". Apparently. Jx

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    1. The Mistress9:44 PM, October 24, 2013

      JON: Obviously they’ve never met any Infomaniac Bitches.

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  4. Mistress Maddie8:20 PM, October 24, 2013

    What the hell is he doing? Sucking out any magic left? Honey, you need younger houseboys dear. They have so much more endurance, stamina and strength, so I hear.

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    1. The Mistress9:44 PM, October 24, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: I’m more troubled by his downtrodden footwear than by his age.

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  5. Anonymous8:22 PM, October 24, 2013

    After all, it's HILTI. Good choice.
    Nice slippers too.

    And no white socks! Class, eh!

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    1. The Mistress9:45 PM, October 24, 2013

      MAGO: I wonder if Hilti threw in an angle grinder with the purchase of the vacuum cleaner.

      That Hilti site is too manly for the likes of me.

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  6. normadesmond8:45 PM, October 24, 2013

    hope it's the wet/dry model dear.

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  7. LẌ9:38 PM, October 24, 2013

    Is that attachment available in "XL?" Uh, I'm asking for myself.

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    1. The Mistress9:46 PM, October 24, 2013

      LX: You just activated the “dirt sensor!”

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    2. Mistress Maddie10:57 PM, October 24, 2013

      LX, get right on over to the Casa...I have just the attachment your looking for.

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    3. The Mistress5:06 AM, October 25, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Are you referring to your extension wand?

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  8. Princess10:25 PM, October 24, 2013

    This photo reminds me of a next door neighbour from many, many moons ago. He was a plumber by trade and could have well been a male model. He was a real hottie but had no idea just how good looking and fit he was... He did some work for me at the height of summer and don't think I wasn't slightly attracted to him as he dug trenches in cut off jeans, flip flops/ thongs and not much else. Talk about plumbers crack!
    I could hardly stop myself from staring and drooling...

    Anyway... sadly... he ws getting married and decided to demonstrate how to best use the new vaccuum cleaner he and his fiancee had recieved as a wedding gift.... Naked. Lets just say that 3 hours later they were still trying to remove the hose from his throbber.

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    1. Mistress Maddie10:44 PM, October 24, 2013

      Nice visual Prinny, you lucky bitch. I only get the fat plumber with a half moon. When I see that much crack, I think Im in the bad parts of Philly.

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    2. The Mistress5:06 AM, October 25, 2013

      PRINNY & MISTRESS MADDIE: We here at Infomaniac always keep a fresh supply of Plumber’s Butt Caulk on hand.

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